Excuse the multiple pings, I got nothing better to do.
One reason why I am happier than most women.
Most women at buffet breakfast will choose cold low fat milk with muesli.
I choose porridge with lots of salted eggs, century eggs, dace fishes, salty pickled vegetables. Top up with more salted anchovies.
Most women will pick green, raw vegetables.
I will say, “Hey, greens are for cows!” Real women eat nasi lemak with sambal sotong, sambal ikan bilis and rendang daging.
Most women drink tea, black.
Happy women down glasses and glasses of teh tarik. (fark the stroke theory la)
Most women nibble on whole meal buns.
Women true to their feelings slather seri kaya, orange marmalade, honey and pieces and pieces of butter on white toast.
Most women fill themselves with cut fruits.
Smart women pick one slice of each variety of local cakes loaded with sugar, coconut milk and oil.
And I am only talking about breakfast. So, yeah, happy women swallow, not nibble. Food, I mean.
Oh yeah, we also don’t have to worry about imaginary flabs. Because we know it is there, the more of us for our husbands to love.