Kill me, I can’t resist. My hands are itchy. I wanted to spend time at a nailbar but wtf? Manicure costs RM30, pedicure costs RM35, each nail art costs RM6 per finger nail. Calculate with fingers, toes and thumbs, that will be like RM200! So, go die ler, I better spend my time crapping and [...]

Posted on January 16th, 2006 by Lilian
Filed under: Faith, Humor | 6 Comments »

Personality : Magical, shrewd, intuitive, artistic and very lucky. Alternately, can be stubborn, irritable and impulsive. Can also be rather worldly and hard to get close to. Full of vitality, self assured, bright and master of success. Somewhat proud and quick-tempered, the Dragon personality is always attractive. The mighty and magnificent Dragon of mythical folklore [...]

Posted on January 16th, 2006 by Lilian
Filed under: Humor, Life and rants | 13 Comments »

I am very good in (censored) because even a robot can turn blue due to hyperventilating when the job is being done. A mamasan taught me the skill by sucking out the juices from grapes. Then, we advance to eating bananas. All the Vitamin C are good for the facial skin. Have you seen how [...]

Posted on January 16th, 2006 by Lilian
Filed under: Blogging, Humor | 8 Comments »

Long, long ago, there lived a village chief name Dick. He is a very insecure man. To prove his manhood, he would decorate his village with phallic symbols. One day, a family from the next village passed by…. “Aiyoh….mommy, what is that!”, asked the little boy who is the third son. Mommy rubbed eyes and [...]

Posted on January 16th, 2006 by Lilian
Filed under: Humor | 15 Comments »