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January 26th, 2006 at 11:55 am

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Just curious, are your eyes open when you sneeze?

I was driving yesterday and sneezed like a mad dog, with my eyes closed. Reflex eh? Cannot take Clarinese because it makes me jittery. Cannot take Actifed because it makes me sleepy. So I finally took Zyrtec. I don’t know it is placebo effect or what but it works. (Warning : Don’t self-medicate, it can kill you!)

So, that’s it for today. zzzzzzzzzz

Don’t forget to check whether you do it with your eyes open or close. Tell us?

Added : See the ‘damage’ I did with a hartchiew. I probably will do it often, just to draw attention. ;) Follow this link to go to see the screenshot of PPS.

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  • kc
    11:57 am on January 26th, 2006 1

    CLOSED!!! Cannot open eye no matter how hard i try!! Have a Blessed CNY!

  • JoeC
    11:58 am on January 26th, 2006 2

    i hatcheww with one eye open whe driving or a hold my nose to subdue the sneeze, always open your eyes when driving, at least one eye on the road. Cheers!

  • B l e a r g h . n e t » Lilian Chan Sneezed
    12:03 pm on January 26th, 2006 3

    [...] Find out why she sneezed. [...]

  • Swifty
    12:27 pm on January 26th, 2006 4

    I do squint my eyes when I sneeze. Yep.

  • Wingz
    12:30 pm on January 26th, 2006 5

    when i hartchiu i 1 eye open 1 eye close worrr

  • toxicle
    1:02 pm on January 26th, 2006 6

    Here’s another interesting fact. You will open your mouth when you sneeze :P

    Happy Neu Year

    Take a bottle of Phensedyl and you should forget you even sneezed yesterday.

  • Beer Brat
    1:55 pm on January 26th, 2006 7

    It’s a natural reaction. Sneezing with your eyes open might cause your eyes to pop out. Not kidding. It’s a fact.

    Toxicle, I sometimes sneeze with my mouth close. Really.

    One more hint to where I work…. we make loratadine over here, the active ingredient of one of the drugs you mentioned above… hehe.

  • - YinGLaI -
    2:06 pm on January 26th, 2006 8

    Pressure too high, eyes may indeed pop out !!!

  • pelf
    2:35 pm on January 26th, 2006 9

    I read somewhere that you CANNOT sneeze with your eyes open :)

  • Yvy
    2:35 pm on January 26th, 2006 10

    YinGLaI – I think you are right. ;)

  • may
    2:40 pm on January 26th, 2006 11

    yaaaaaa… I agree with beer brat, I read that somewhere too. I dowan my eyes to pop out leh. squeeze them shut to hartchiew!

  • Seng Kor
    2:55 pm on January 26th, 2006 12

    calvin (and hobbes) says if sneeze with eyes open, the eyes socket can become loose and the eyes will drop off..

  • Sangy
    3:39 pm on January 26th, 2006 13

    I frequent your blog quite regularly, just wanna wish you Happy CNY.

  • Wu Ching
    4:48 pm on January 26th, 2006 14

    i get hay fever here every year & sneeze like crazy! dangerous when i drive but i very careful one liao!

  • Jeremy C
    5:11 pm on January 26th, 2006 15

    i squint whenever i sneeze…

  • simon
    5:15 pm on January 26th, 2006 16

    your ears will also stay open when you sneeze…

    try fenfedrin. quite good oso.

  • plink
    5:21 pm on January 26th, 2006 17

    Eyes closed. Is there a doc here who can explain why, please?
    Then again, the eyes-popping-out reason quite also.

  • decypher
    5:35 pm on January 26th, 2006 18

    i hartchiew i cannot open my eyes.

    but when i fart, i can :P

  • helen
    5:40 pm on January 26th, 2006 19

    Depends lor.. for some stupid reason, I always feel like sneezing whenever I apply my mascara. This time me sei also must keep eyes open… if not, mascara from my lashes is going all over!! Damn!!

    No mascara, I shut my eyes and sneeze gau gau!! lol

  • moo_t
    6:39 pm on January 26th, 2006 20

    Ask doc. ;)

  • doc
    9:11 pm on January 26th, 2006 21

    Closing eyes while sneezing is a reflex, like those spasms you get during orgasm, also reflex.

    If you believe eyes will pop out if you don’t sneeze with eyes closed, you might as well believe if you sneeze non-stop 10 times in a row, you’ll get an orgasm, and that Lilian had been a very happy woman when she was driving yesterday.

    Lastly, if you are going to self medicate with prescription medications, don’t publish it on your blog. You’ll never know when your blog will appear in the front pages of some papers titled ‘Laman Web Dajal’.

    *run away*

  • king's wife
    10:13 pm on January 26th, 2006 22

    definitely with eyes closed! and Doc, i also orgasm with my eyes closed…..LOL

  • Kiasi
    11:54 pm on January 26th, 2006 23

    It is a reflex action. When you sneeze, all your body functions stopped, even the heart won’t beat.

    I think antihistamine should be fine. Ask doc and see.

  • doc
    1:12 am on January 27th, 2006 24

    Kiasi : Please avoid sneezing during some heated action, or that particular bodily function of yours will stop. :P

  • plink
    4:37 pm on January 27th, 2006 25

    Thanksla doc.
    o_O Orgasm?!
    Eh, 5xMom now got new question to ask wor….

  • Lilian
    7:19 pm on January 27th, 2006 26

    if you sneeze non-stop 10 times in a row, you’ll get an orgasm, and that Lilian had been a very happy woman when she was driving yesterday.

    Doc, why didn’t you tell me this earlier? I only sneeze 9 times.

 

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