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This is not part two yet. Just wanna lawan sama Rojakz in the number of Valentine’s Day related post. 🙂
1) Got leftover Chinese New Year cookies? You know……those unedible, tasteless, monkey oso dunwan to eat cookies?
Find a glass jar. A jam jar will do. Put a few of them inside. Go cut a piece of tiny cloth from your grandma’s sarong or mom’s CNY fatt choy red panties. Just a small piece will do. Cover the jar top with the cloth and tie with a gunny strings. Tadaaa, you got an authentic tartan-style, English cookie jar.
Give to the boyfriend or girlfriend. Put on your puppy eyes and pouty mouth and tell him/her that you are not good at baking and this is the best you can do. Each bite is a love bite or something.
2) Go to Ikea and buy the RM1.70 money plant. I swear, it isRM1.70 only when I bought it last time. I actually carried the stupid thing all the way back from KL to Penang! Go find some red ribbons, steal from your neighbour’s fatt choy plant if you need to and tie them on the plants.
Give to the boyfriend or girlfriend. Put on your puppy eyes and pouty mouth and tell him/her that you are not good at gardening and this is the best you can do. Tell him/her that your love will grow like the plant, each day.
3) Go to Salvation Army penny shop (we have that in Jalan Perak) and buy some torn teddy bear or raggy doll. It costs less than RM1. Throw it into the washing machine along with your panties (dirty one preferably) and wash. Chant some Thai kong thau (black magic) as the machine is spinning.
Give to the boyfriend or girlfriend. Put on your puppy eyes and pouty mouth and tell him/her that you are not good at sewing and this is the best you can do. Tell some white lies that it has been your companion for years and you are parting with your most treasured soft toy.
If you are even more cheapskate, just go to Rojakz and pick up an e-card and mail la. I had mailed mine to my atm.