Manties – Perfect gifts for Valentine

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February 8th, 2006 at 2:06 am

Manties – Perfect gifts for Valentine

» by Lilian in: Humor

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Ooolala, I just discovered a new word. Manties! LOL.

They are made of nylon and have the extra room where
you need it, for the most comfortable fit there is. Once you try a pair, you will wonder why you never tried them before.
Panties are for the gals
MANties are for the guys

This one, the peach coloured one, I buy for AhPek. He wrote the greatest poem.

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This blue one, I buy for Wingz because I think he is more conservative than AhPek.

I get special offer if I buy in bulk. So, guys, anyone of you wanna place an order with me? Or any of you gals want to buy as Valentine’s Day gift for your boyfriends/someone else boyfriends/husbands/someone else husbands?

Let me see…Wuching, Simon, Cocka Doodle, the two Joes (dizzyJoe & JoeC), Jeremy, KS Tang, SengKor, Tok3Tok4, Nine3Nine4, Narrowband, Andy, Kiasi, Failer (ok, these are names I picked up from the last few comments only)………Ei, you all wanna order one anot? Huh? Huh? What karer? With or without ribbons? Want lace anot? Huh? Huh?


Disclaimer : This is a humour post only, ok? Please don’t preach to me.

Damn, now I gotta teach my toddler new word. He is just learning to differentiate that panties are for girls, underwears are for boys. Manties are for…….

I don’t know, you tell me?

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  • wingz
    3:59 am on February 8th, 2006 1

    manties is for ahkua !!!

  • romantic
    4:24 am on February 8th, 2006 2

    Gawd!!!! If my hubby starts wearing or even looking at these, I’ll have him committed..

  • MamaBoK
    7:30 am on February 8th, 2006 3

    Wau lau.. lilian..!! cannot buy lottery already lah.. this week..!! hahhaha!!!

  • Yvy
    8:23 am on February 8th, 2006 4

    BBWBAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! yar yar, i’ve seen this before!! not THAT new leh. i dun think it’s laku here though. LOL :P

  • ah pek
    8:33 am on February 8th, 2006 5

    WAAAA!!! 10 Q YOU!!
    i wear tonite to seduce my big fat piece of meat.

  • fishtail
    8:56 am on February 8th, 2006 6

    I want, I want! I think I’ll wear it to one of my classes. Wait, I’ll wear it on the outside, like Superman.

  • simon
    9:01 am on February 8th, 2006 7

    omg, what would they think of next?!

    i’ve heard of ‘bro’, the man-bra for older guys with saggy breasts…

  • Jeremy C
    9:15 am on February 8th, 2006 8

    muahaha…

    couldn’t they like design it to look more macho, instead of putting all that lace on it…hmm

  • 2xdizzy
    9:51 am on February 8th, 2006 9

    CHOOYYYYYYYY !!!! Darnit!!! How to kena 4D like that ????

  • Wuching
    10:06 am on February 8th, 2006 10

    i want! i want! i want one in fire engine red with lace for trims!

  • Seng Kor
    10:12 am on February 8th, 2006 11

    is there any opening like a boxer or a white crocodile spender so that easier to oliu..?

  • mumsgather
    10:25 am on February 8th, 2006 12

    kah kah kah kah. The one for Ah Pek more seksi ler, got high cut sumore!

  • P
    10:37 am on February 8th, 2006 13

    Muahahahaha …

    I’ll never wear this …

    Hhhmmmm, maybe life or death yet still I’ll think twice

  • Cocka Doodle
    10:45 am on February 8th, 2006 14

    I also want…I also want!!! Got crotchless ones or not? Made of satin???

  • doc
    12:17 pm on February 8th, 2006 15

    I posted hightech version on my blog. All your orders are belong to me!!!11

  • Lilian
    12:58 pm on February 8th, 2006 16

    doc – Aiyoh, competition is so keen. But nvm, mine is for males, yours is for females. When you find one hi-tech model with vaccum, then, you tell me.

    Cocka Doodle – Crotchless? Balls hanging out likedat?

    P – Right choice!

  • Wingz
    1:14 pm on February 8th, 2006 17

    oiyo suma rebut bisiness sial … i kena beef up my promotion 1st!!! kakakaka!!! wei this V day thing is even better than CNY wei !!!

  • Lilian
    1:21 pm on February 8th, 2006 18

    Wingz – Oi, oi what else can you think of ah? Be a pimp? Or duck? LOL.

    MG – Ahpek mentioned somewhere he jogged 5KM each morning so high cut more sexy for his fit-fit body. LOL.

    Sengkor – OK, I will take note of your requests and tell the supplier.

    wuching – You are twisted! You want to live in a cave (comment in Malaysiabest) and wear manties.

    dizzy – Want anot? If you shy, tell me on MSN la. LOL.

    JeremyC – Macho is not in their vocab. Sexy is.

  • Lilian
    1:25 pm on February 8th, 2006 19

    Simon – Like that oso can? Got pickchures anot of bro?

    fishtail – If you do that, I can expect to see you on the frontpage of all papers. “Pensyarah masuk lokap kerana pakaian tak senonoh”

    ahpek – I am sure she is going to be so turn on you don’t need to buy her doc’s remote control model.

    Yvy – I actually got the link from KS Tang through BryanBoy. I just discovered BryanBoy last nite. Shows how innocent I am hor?

    Romantic & MamaBoK – Here, take some hong-eu (medicated oil) to avoid pengsan.

    wingz – You said it for me.

  • gbyeow
    2:45 pm on February 8th, 2006 20

    Walaueh. Damn syok looking. Haha. Manties. Must remember that word for future use.

  • Lin Peh
    3:02 pm on February 8th, 2006 21

    OK ! here’s the offer ! I buy and will wear it for private viewing by any of the ladies (chics, aunties) here. Of course only can buy if any of you ladies here want to see ;-)

  • Yvy
    3:07 pm on February 8th, 2006 22

    hahaha…no WONDER i thot it was familiar! LOL :P i think i saw it on BBoy too. :)

  • Lilian
    4:13 pm on February 8th, 2006 23

    Yvy – yeah, that bryanboy is a riot.

    LinPeh – You go ask king’s wife to buy for you la. Your current fav. si lai mah. LOL. (runs and hides from King’s wife)

    gbyeow – Oh no, you don’t want to know. You gf will pull your ears long-long.

  • Samm
    4:33 pm on February 8th, 2006 24

    i’d die laffing if hubby ever dons one of these, muahahahahah

  • helen
    5:51 pm on February 8th, 2006 25

    I want to give Ah Pek, Wingz and Cocka!! So, I’ll take 3.
    I wanted to give Desmond but he’s single so, nobody sees… rugi only.

    ** Actually, just between you and me, it is actually the 3 guys’ punya Lou fu nah who ask me to buy for their husband. (they shy wor…) They say those guys day in day out blog blog blog… damn sian. Hopefully manties will spice things up..**

  • Cocka Doodle
    6:10 pm on February 8th, 2006 26

    Helen, I want the crotchless ones…..more ballroom.

  • 9394
    9:22 pm on February 8th, 2006 27

    I cannot wear la because I always eat yesternight eggs cause mine bola one big one small

  • beelibaala
    9:23 am on February 9th, 2006 28

    Wahhhhaha beh tahan…Manties looks so geli…yuks..
    I believe its for She-male

  • narrowband
    3:17 pm on February 9th, 2006 29

    Looks like both are for ahgua oni wan…

    Must be ticklish to the thighs. Hahahah… goodness.

  • Yvy’s Cozy Corner » Blog Archive » My take on Valentine’s Day
    5:34 pm on February 9th, 2006 30

    [...] In less than a week, 5 days to be exact lovers around the world (same sex or otherwise) will be celebrating Valentine’s Day. Bouquets and bouquets of roses will be sold to suckers the guys who will devotedly profess their undying love to their ladies and the ladies will merely sit themselves pretty and hungrily sheepishly accept their gift(s) of teddy bears, roses and chocolates. And then perhaps in turn, hand over a gift of love like…(Errhhhmm, what do you girls buy for your partner for Valentine’s??) matching couple t-shirts, a bottle of perfume (How cliché!) OR maybe even Manties (for the ‘show’ afterwards). [...]

  • Failure Is Nothing >> Where To Get Manties? HERE!!
    10:24 pm on February 9th, 2006 31

    [...]You can migrate to Indonesia and reside at the seaside, wait for tsunami, and be a victim of that tragedy, and hoping that donors will donate some manties to you.[...]

  • simmie
    1:26 am on February 10th, 2006 32

    when I first saw it….wahh…I almost pengsan!!! So much lace, not gatal wan meh?

    ps. does it come in red?

 

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