People, I know recently got reshuffling but I never bother to read. Tell me who is the one responsible for building roads/bridges and who is in charge of our island?
I wanna whack kau them, man. You know why? I cooked a pot of tanghoon soup (mungbean soup) and it turned into dry tanghoon with absolutely no more liquid (‘cos the tanghoon absorbed the soup). I need to re-heat all my dishes and rice. My poor hubby was caught in a traffic jam for two freaking hours! Can you believe it? 120 minutes of bumper to bumper.
Niamah chikok. (LOL, I really dunno what this means) He usually arrived home around 7 pm and this obedient wife will time all the food to be ready the moment he walks into the house. But poor, poor dear almost burst his bladder when he reached at 9 pm.
Why? Because a lorry overturned and spilt sugar in Prai. The jam was stretched from Carrefour right up to the bridge toll booth and all the way from the bridge to Penang. Crazy, man.
I so wanna take someone’s bad wig and whack him. I so wanna take someone’s spectacle and break it. Because they can’t even agree on a solution to solve the traffic woes. One Yingrish is so bad, the other one pulak try to ‘vanakam’ into our hearts. Puadah. (you want to know their names, you have to email me, I don’t want to nekid squat) May both of you, trapped in such traffic jam, one day with a freaking lausai* urge. May both of you shit in your pants because your chauffeur driven cars with outriders got caught in these kind of jams. Fulamak, baru padan muka.
I think if we collectively wish for such thing to happen, it will happen? The next time you are caught in a traffic jam, remember to chant, ‘May the lausai* curse befall on the person responsible. Keep chanting and hopefully, it comes true! 🙂
*lausai = diarrhoea
A previous related post to the gahmen’s dragging their feet regarding the second bridge/second link for Penang.