Shoo, animals, shoo!

You know the song, Turning Japanese? (song on Bolt) Shucks, never mind, most of you probably aren’t born yet. It is a catchy song from the 80s. Part of the lyrics :

I’ve got your picture, got your picture
I’d like a million of ’em over myself
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You’ve got me turning up, I’m turning down, I’m turning in, and I’m turning ’round

I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so

No sex,
No drugs,
No wine,
No women,
No fun,
No sin,
No you-
No wonder it’s dark.
Everyone around me is a total stranger,
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone ranger.
Everyone.

Thats why I’m turning Japanese,
I think I’m turning Japanese,
I really think so.

I don’t know why but the song keeps toinking in my head. Except that I am not turning Japanese but vegetarian. In the music video, the singer dressed up as a geisha with white face. I am now green.

Argggh….the steak is calling me. The crispy roasted pork is calling me. The prawns and cockles in the curry mee. The spare ribs. Dim sums……

Helppppppp!!!!!!!

Ahhh…better now.

I am not claiming to be holey-moley. I just want to test how much willpower I have. I have not eaten a single animal nor swallow anything un-vegetarian except eggs from the chicken. 😉 (vege food I had) Been doing this since errm…let’s see Wednesday. I am so gung-ho over this new hobby, yeah it is a hobby only.

*chewing nails to last another day and another day and another day.

Ptttuuuii….nails are not vegetarian, pttuuuiiii….

Next life, remind me not to be a monk. I want to eat crabs, oysters, curry fish head, medium rare steaks, salted fish, dimsums filled with prawns……Please name a few more foods to make me drool?

18 Replies to “Shoo, animals, shoo!”

  1. Aiyoh! Same here! Been vegetarian since Wednesday. Been doing this over the years but i still cannot get used to it. Don’t worry, ma’am, at the end of Lent – you will feel so ‘holy’ :-))
    Good luck!

  2. narrowband – If you born in 70s, in the 80s you will be listening to MICKEY MOUSE songs mah.

    kate – I dare not even tell Jesus I am fasting. LOL. ‘Cos I know I sure give up halfway. LOL.

    CLF – I dun see the pieces of fishes hor, I pretend they are not there. I pun hentam la.

  3. Haha, I’m off meat only, fishies not included. I’d die if I go vegan. Eat vegetarian meat? Malaysia got lots of sources of good vegetarian food so it’s not all that bad. I think…

  4. Or Chien sounds delish……remember the KL Hokkien Mee – the dark gravy thick noodle…….

    All da best then Lilian – me never will be a vegan

  5. Aiyoh, Lilian, I was thinking you were going to blog about the things that should or should not be swallowed! LOL … I guess not. LOL

    Lilian, when are u stopping your fast? Better stop quick… the balance is off!! There’s simply too many cows this few days and they are eating up all the green grass and polluting the air with their fart. You better start eating em cows….. pls do it for the environment and world peace!!

  6. helen – What a good excuse! Arrggh….I want a juicy steak, grilled. With blood still oozing. The other one? I dunwan to go for confession ler.

    mX – I very siao wan, I don’t know what is penance. I don’t know what to ‘trade’ oso ‘cos I am so holy holy mah. LOL.

    foodcrazee – Yeah, fresh oysters, imported ones with a dash of lemon and Tabasco. Slrrruppppssss

    doc – No, only blanks.

    wuching – I can do it, just keep swimming, remember?

    kc – I dunno what is vegan and what is vegetarians also. Maybe later I go google for the difference. Hope you like the song.

    anastasia – So far, I am still surviving. I guess after one week, I will probably get used to them.

  7. hhmmmmm…like dat can wear the sexy cheong sam liao lar…..got hour glass figure and all – hopefully u dont tear them up yah ? *cabut lari*

  8. Hi there,
    You can try out the Coffee Bean’s Caesar Sald and the Stir Fried Soba at Secret Receipe for nice Vege food. Tell them to hold the chicken.
    Its time to try out a whole bunch of soups too for your Vegetarian stint. Broccoli soup, asparagus, tomato, ABC, etc etc. Do give me the receipe when you’ve tried them out! 🙂

  9. Yah! I remember this song. Back then, we always play this song at parties and everyone would pull the corners of our eyes poking fun at the nips. …going japanezee

  10. cocka – See? We very ngam key hor? LOL.

    jogie – Thanks for all the tips, will look out for them.

    foodcrazee – I memang hourglass figure wannnn….

  11. So chamrm meh?

    Give you one Taiwanese salad recipe.

    sliced century egg with capsicum
    – Slice few century eggs
    – Cut capsicum to small cube shapes (like mobile phone keypad size)
    – put the sliced century eggs on top
    – Pour a bit of (good)soya sauce (fish paste sauce even better). Or experiment with other sauce .
    – Put sliced red chili(remove seeds)for better presentation.

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