One evening….5xmom rushed into the house after grocery shopping….. It is such an emergency, she left her #2, #3 and #4 to struggle with the shopping cart while atm is parking the car.
Barge into the house with a bang.
5xmom : Arrggh….the greatest tragedy!!!!!!
#1 son couching-potato in front of the TV : What? You shit in your pants?
5xmom ran into the bedroom, stripped, put on towel and ran with pile of clothes to washing machine. Frantically, add Dynamo, soap powder and Comfort.
5xmom ran out to living room again.
5xmom : No, something worse than that. Faster, go unload the groceries. I gotta bath!!!!! Argggh!!!!!!!
Spend 20 minutes, washing her hair three time with three types of shampoo, Head&shoulder, Johnson baby shampoo and Sunsilk. Soap herself with Dettol medicated soap, Sebamed soap and rub her skin raw with Sebamed liquid soap. Brush teeth. Wash hands with more anti-bacterial handwash. Dry self and pour on body lotion. *smells every inch of body, fingers and toes
Finally….I can breathe. Guess what happen? It takes me several minute to get over the trauma.
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4:32 am on March 15th, 2006 1
no idea! tell me!
4:41 am on March 15th, 2006 2
hmm.. wonder wut happen.. ya.. do tell us..
5:08 am on March 15th, 2006 3
I am most curious to see what happened. Could not venture a guess.
5:24 am on March 15th, 2006 4
I know, i know, bird shit fell on head, muahahahahah. Right or not, hahahahah.
6:33 am on March 15th, 2006 5
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6:40 am on March 15th, 2006 6
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8:21 am on March 15th, 2006 7
errr… u tripped… and fell on a puddle of very dirty market water?
8:26 am on March 15th, 2006 8
err…
some cina old ahpek wanked in the supermarket and the ’sauce’ shoot so far that it hits you?
hehehehehe
no idea lah…tell lah
8:34 am on March 15th, 2006 9
Your enemy fell on u, then puked on you?
9:14 am on March 15th, 2006 10
I wanted to go for bird shit, but that doesn’t mean you have to bathe 3 times, head to toe.
Tripping into dirty water makes sense, but that would mean your #1 would ask how come you are wet when you enter the house and not izzit you shitted in your pants.
I take it as it’s something dry, very smelly, and uhh..gross you out? You’re making me curious now
9:17 am on March 15th, 2006 11
Laxative overdose ar?? LOL
Quick tell lar!!
9:23 am on March 15th, 2006 12
I know, you were at the petrol pump, the pump didn’t stop in time and some/alot of petrol hit you in the face/body.
10:26 am on March 15th, 2006 13
how about soemone pour down a pail of wastewater from a flat and kena u?
11:17 am on March 15th, 2006 14
sounds like a bad case of huge dollop of bird shit
11:21 am on March 15th, 2006 15
bird lausai on you…*chuckles*
12:21 pm on March 15th, 2006 16
Lau sai and bird shit?
12:42 pm on March 15th, 2006 17
3 differnt brand shampoo, ROFL, bird shit lor. Why not wash it with dilluted dettol, works better than dettol soups
Better be safe than sorry.
12:47 pm on March 15th, 2006 18
someone spit on you?
bird shit?
bird pee?
i think suspense is killing everyone!
12:48 pm on March 15th, 2006 19
I think Seng Khor hit the bulls eye….right or not??
12:53 pm on March 15th, 2006 20
Bird lausai loh! Why 3 shampoo? U sked kena bird flu ah. kekekeke.
12:59 pm on March 15th, 2006 21
Auntie fell onto a big pile of belacan when foto taking and while getting out of car, bird lausai on your hair.
1:09 pm on March 15th, 2006 22
Wow..what happened..?? i now very the curious leh.. !! pray tell..
1:11 pm on March 15th, 2006 23
another blogger poured a bucket of shit on you???
1:20 pm on March 15th, 2006 24
the #4 puked on your head while in the car?
or slipped and fell into the longkang but head down first and also kena some part of the body? (like my sister when she was 13. Accidently stepped on a cardboard and slipped next thing we knew she was upside down in the longkang)
1:44 pm on March 15th, 2006 25
Wei, still keeping us in suspense ar????
Answer answer mari! lol
2:19 pm on March 15th, 2006 26
bomb from the above…
3:23 pm on March 15th, 2006 27
Rotten egg burst on you?
3:33 pm on March 15th, 2006 28
Yay!!!! Finally got it right. Perfect timing too cos I just post the answer.
8:09 pm on March 15th, 2006 29
Aiseh… Came in too late and too many clues. Else would have guessed TYM came unexpectedly.
10:03 am on February 17th, 2009 30
Ummm where da fuck r da tips???