One evening….5xmom rushed into the house after grocery shopping….. It is such an emergency, she left her #2, #3 and #4 to struggle with the shopping cart while atm is parking the car.
Barge into the house with a bang.
5xmom : Arrggh….the greatest tragedy!!!!!!
#1 son couching-potato in front of the TV : What? You shit in your pants?
5xmom ran into the bedroom, stripped, put on towel and ran with pile of clothes to washing machine. Frantically, add Dynamo, soap powder and Comfort.
5xmom ran out to living room again.
5xmom : No, something worse than that. Faster, go unload the groceries. I gotta bath!!!!! Argggh!!!!!!!
Spend 20 minutes, washing her hair three time with three types of shampoo, Head&shoulder, Johnson baby shampoo and Sunsilk. Soap herself with Dettol medicated soap, Sebamed soap and rub her skin raw with Sebamed liquid soap. Brush teeth. Wash hands with more anti-bacterial handwash. Dry self and pour on body lotion. *smells every inch of body, fingers and toes
Finally….I can breathe. Guess what happen? It takes me several minute to get over the trauma.