(ad taken from the newspaper, for some car from Mazda)
You is stewpid, Mazda.
You say no woman can carry your child. So that means, your ad is targetted for fathers?
I don’t know what you are selling but I believe it is a family car.
You is stewpid because your ad morons never go down to the sales floor.
Because decisions to buy which car lies on the woman!
Any car salesman worth his salt knows that if a couple walks into the car showroom, the first person to tackle is the woman.
Even the serpent knows that it is easier to get Eve to bite the apple than Adam. And Eve will worm her way into Adam’s heart.
You is stewpid because the phrase….
No woman in this world can carry your child and be sporty…
Woman who carry any child is NOT sporty.
Pregnant mothers are not sporty.
Mothers carrying their babies are not sporty.
All women are not sporty.
Because sporty can means flashy, jazzy, clean, showy…..
and the opposite of it is, ugly.
So, that means Mazda implies that all women are ugly and only men make decisions.
(and in case Mazda read this, I is not stewpid. I am clever, I am smart, I am woman. I am smart because I did not buy your Premacy eventhough I test drive it. And since I am on the subject of safety, I had posted some useful info and link on
Car Safety Seats: A Guide for Families)
Ladies and germs, what do you think of the above advertisement and the phrase…