I have heard of Oplah Winfree and yeap, I am allergic to those talk shows where within an hour inclusive of 20 minutes mind-numbing commercials, they expect to teach a woman how to get multiple-O, empower them and that kinda shitty stuffs.
In fact, I am allergic to any kind of talk shows. However, Oplah seems to irk me more than others. I don’t know why, I never watch ‘cos I don’t subscribe to Channel 70 until recently.
However, I had heard lots of Ah Sahms gushing about it, telling me how Oplah change their lives, how they appreciate themselves more, how Oplah taught them about the g-spot etc etc.
I mean, how serious can one takes a talk show like that? There is this filthy rich woman who can afford to give cars away as gifts, who probably had millions poured on her to make her thin plus a truck of cement and silicon to enlarge her breasts and plaster of paris to make her passable ok-looking. She is supposed to understands what mere mortals like us feel, you say?
Oh come on! Please don’t tell me you watch Oplah too. Otherwise, I will take a rotting fish and smacks your head. How can you feel good when you are watching some supposedly poor people sitting there on the plushy sofa crying their hearts out with multi-millionaire like Oplah? Look closely….All the women, no matter how fugly had been made up to the nines. Hellooooo…..get real la.
Because the faster you get real, the faster you learn that life is not like what you see on the Oprah Winfrey show. You want drama like those sobby stuffs? Just go out and help the poor. You want to find your confidence? Just help others and blessings will come upon you to appreciate yourself. You want to learn how to find your g-spot or get multiple-o, just surf some porn sites. Don’t know the URL? Ask 5xmom. LOL.
Oprah Winfrey’s fans, please don’t flame me. Just go watch your DVD collections of 20 years of Oprah Winfrey show. Go worship her as your new god. Shoo, shoo.
The others – please teach me how to be Oprah Winfrey. Good goat, her website has very little information and every one them is an advertorial. Like ‘How to not to wear ‘moms pants’ and turn to hot momma with a single pair of jeans’. And the whole line of ads by the jeans companies. (grins innocently 😉 )
Now, I just realised something….I am targetting my blog to the wrong audience! I am gonna write empowering stuffs like Oprah. I am going to change winds and draw women to read my blog and get away feeling 5xmom-nised. Yay!!!! But errmm, where shall I start?