I will save the irritable bowel syndrome rant to myself. But let’s hear the general opinions.
You have one daughter who got herself pregnant by some stupid Ah Beng with no proper job when she was only 18 yrs old.
He got her pregnant twice, once with a genetic, incurable disease, retarded child that needs life long medical attention and soon after another daughter. In between that, this stupid Ah Beng went out and party and left the wife and kids. However, he silently crawl back because he ran out of money to party.
Ah Beng’s mother is a super bitchy woman who thinks highly of her son. Heh, which mother doesn’t, right?
Now, you just found out that Ah Beng, your son-in-law had stolen all the jewelleries you had. He had sold it for money. Sayonara to your sentimental pieces.
Your daughter and Ah Beng often hang around your house for free meals and free laundry. They leave the kids, including that retarded, handicapped, need full medical attention child to you. They really don’t care much about the poor kid. You had scrimped and saved, doing hard, labourous jobs that gives you body ache, rheumatism and every kind of sufferings.
When the kids are sick, that super bitchy in-law, Ah Beng’s mother will complain that you are not taking good care of her genetic faulted grandkid. Oh, she is too busy playing mahjong to play grandma, btw.
Here’s what I will do if the daughter is mine. (tiu, I can only imagine ok? I can’t do a thing, ok?):
1) Give myself a good slap for not teaching my own daughter how to bait a rich, hardworking, full of potential young man. My daughter is as beautiful as Kenix Kwok. (that Hongkong actress) but she wasted it on stupid Ah Beng.
2) Give myself another slap for not severing ties with Ah Beng the moment he started straying and have no inclination to work eventhough I offered him a job in my own little enterprise. After all, the kids are better off without a bad influence of a father like that.
3) Then, give my daughter a tight slap. And shake her so hard so that she will wake up and realise that there is a whole future in front of her and Ah Beng is definitely not in the picture.
4) After that, I am going to threaten to drag Ah Beng to the police station. If not, I will drag the police to my house and get him into the lokap. Because Ah Beng had been slowly snitching valuable things from the house but I never suspect it was his doing.
5) Still full of shit, I will go and tear Ah Beng’s CCB mother’s apart and demand her to compensate me. I don’t care if she needs to sell her car, her house or her old CCB. Otherwise, I will carry through my threat to get her son jailed.
Fark stupid Ah Beng. I hope your parents-in-law deal with you like what I imagine.
End of another IBS story. So, peeps, imagine you are the mother-in-law and your son-in-law not only don’t give a shit to take good care of your daughter and grandkids, he stole from you. What will you do to him?