For the last few nights, I had been going out for meals because I am like a hungry lion set free after 49 days eating nothing but grass.
That barbaric state of mind prevails right up to my eyes. Other than tearing pieces of bloodied medium rare steak, tough gulai daging, dim sum and etc, I practically tear people apart with my eyes. I know this is bad but since I had done it, let me confess it, ok?
Case one – This woman is probably in her early 50s. But her body is so firm and busty. You can tell from her face that she is old, inspite of the ICI and Dulux paints plus plasters of paris and cements. Her back was facing me. She was wearing this skin tight pants and a lacey bare back blouse. She is hot! Surprisingly, her body skin is still taut and there are no dangling flabby upper arms. She was with the three old men. Really old men, probably 60s. The kind where they like to wear thick gold watches, jade rings, Montagut t-shirt that costs RM200-RM300.
Case Two – The next one I met was like Michelle Yeoh. Flowing long hair, slim body, super expensive sunglasses, huge diamond rings on well manicured hands. She is also maybe about 50s. She was with two old rich men too.
So, while chewing on my meats, I wonder secretly to myself. Supposedly, one day, a fairy godmother appeared and grant this pumpkin a body like that, would I be able to handle it? I mean, if I had that kind of body, I know I would flirt around with men and make other women envy. Well, it is one heck of a wishful thinking because I know I can never, ever, forever be like them. But if I really have that body, I know I certainly cannot just remain like what I am. Seriously, think about it?
Assuming, one day you woke up and you suddenly have a great body, do you think you will not have second or third thoughts of testing how valuable it is? Wouldn’t you be dining and wining with a bunch of men, cracking jokes, hitting them playfully, looking at them coyly etc etc?
Since I am on this subject, there is this one guy. Married, with kids. Wife so-so looking. He had been doing some strenous exercise, pierced ear, skin tight t-shirts and the whole works. He is damn good looking. Each time I see him, I can only look up and thank God that my old man is not into these major makeover. Otherwise, I will be spending sleepless nights wondering what he is up to. Ah…the bliss of being so-so looking instead of having hot bods.
(my rant on Paula Abdul on American Idol)
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3:17 am on April 20th, 2006 1
Haaaa…. entah lah ya… That’s one tough question to bust my brain over…imagine azrin wearing tight tshirt, and sporting a pierced ear! Sure lawak one hihiih
7:50 am on April 20th, 2006 2
from wat i know…if a married man suddenly went for this “major makeover” thingy i.e develop a sudden consciousness over his hair, skin, fashion, etc…it means…the bugger is having affair with a SYT…it’s the case abt 95% of the time.
but back to the Q ‘can u handle a hot bod’…i doubt it la…in fact i dont think my hubby can handle it too. LOLLLL
8:36 am on April 20th, 2006 3
old man nowadys don’t need a makeover to kau all those slim looking foxes. they just need a fat wallet. so to make sure your atm don’t stray, make sure his wallet remains slim.
9:26 am on April 20th, 2006 4
Muaharharhar very good question!!!
To keep myself from sin hor.. that is why I let myself grow fat. lol OK, I lied. That one is an excuse.
I think the person will need more discipline to keep herself in check, but, I think the most important factor is her hubby. If they dun have a good relationship, of course the temptation to stray is even higher. Agree?
As for the hubby fatt hao, I agree with you. I thank my lucky stars my darling is a non-looker. **looks left and right** Just to make sure my man is not reading this…
9:31 am on April 20th, 2006 5
i wanna ask hor….after eating greens for a month. do u manage to loose any weight? if yes then i oso wanna try. kekeke
9:39 am on April 20th, 2006 6
Muahahaha. If that man all the while good looking no problemo but if overnight he went for strenous exercise, pierced ear, skin tight t-shirts and the whole works overnight than its probably mid life crisis ler! If suddenly overnight got hot bod hor sure must go out and buy all those sexy sexy clothing that now kenot fit to show off. kekekeke.
9:55 am on April 20th, 2006 7
i want the fairy godmother to come to my house tomoro. then i can go find a sugar daddy say…Donald Trump with a fat wallet? hahaha
12:44 pm on April 20th, 2006 8
actually, i think its down to the woman’s personality. she may look attractive or otherwise, but if she likes the company of old men, then it will be so.
but everyone dreams of the body liddat, right? it drives the market / ad industry, movies, everything.
1:02 pm on April 20th, 2006 9
hehehehe looks like too hot to handle to cold to hold
2:07 pm on April 20th, 2006 10
I keep bumping into this lady at 1Utama and MidValley. Long blonde hair (ah lian) and a DAMN FAKE breast pushed up kau kau and her backside jutting out like mad. Wahlauz. Nowonder her husband hold her tight tight. But you see her face, more wrinkles than my baju that just came out from the washing machine. Then I saw the son at one corner looking disgusted. The lady’s prolly his stepmom.
7:22 pm on April 20th, 2006 11
Waitwaitwait!
Auntie Lilian, the surprise is that these are young women… with old faces….