One lengjai ophthalmologist and another lengjai optometrist had issued an order that I am not to wear contact lenses for the next three weeks. *sobs* ‘Cos if I am still stubborn, my eyes are going to get corneal ulcer. *ouch*
I don’t have any spectacles ‘cos my toddler had broken my previous one. But mo-marn-thai, lengjai optometrist just rushed a pair for me to be be ready in six hours. I am going to be four-eyes from today. Wahhhhhhh……cannot wait to wear spectacles again. Just dye my hair to match my spectacles colour. Yum…..I hope the spectacles make me 20 years younger. *blink-blink*
Meantime, both specialists advised me to stare at nekid men to cure the swelling (eye red and swell a bit, treated with aunty-buy-your-dick). So, please send over all the nekid men photos you can find to cure my red eye.
Die! I must go and wash off my hair dye colour now before it turns purple! And yeah, I can type without reading the monitor ‘cos I si-beh holiao in typing. Even if I go blind, I can still earn a living as a blind typist.