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(photo belongs to Boo_licious of masak-masak. I found it on Google. Tks, boo! Hope you don’t mind I borrow your pic.)
Today I very angry. I was sucking balitong, a kind of sea shell. I make shrrooorrrtttt sounds when sucking. Then, came a China woman. With a fat man. Sitting next to my table. China woman went babbling about eating healthily. Told the man not to eat prawns or fish because she said seafoods bad. Went on nagging, asking him to find some food that is clear and non-oily. I went on sucking my balitong, shrrroooorrrrtt… which is filled with chillies, oil, mud, Hepatitis A, B, C, D and E viruses. And she went on talking about the virtues of healthy eating. I felt like smashing the whole plate of chilli oil on her head. Stuff two balitongs shells into her nose. And ask her to go back to China. I know she is from China because she told the waitress. The end.
Damn! I love Babelfish. It made me more Chinese-y. And thanks to Babelfish, I know when someone bitched about me in Mandarin. Muahahahar…with Altavista Babelfish, I can rule the world and read drliew.net! Not long ago, someone even emailed me:
Hi Lilian, I m not exactly your reader. But time to time I do read your blog. It is funny, sound, and alive.
Accidentally found out that you can read Chinese. (from doc blog)
I was thinking whether you can help me translate this.
For a few seconds, I actually wanted to Babelfish what the person gave me and send it back, pretending I am a Chinese/English scholar. But errm…I am much too humble. Hahaha, with Babelfish, I am powderfool!
Now, you can comment in any languages you like. I can read them all! So, go on, comment in foreign languages!
(the above is Chinese-simplified)