Buahahahahaha…I just picked up some free newspaper and found out about this dating service. Their claim is – You are single, successful, charming yadda yadda yadda but you are too busy so you pay them to arrange lunch dates for you.
My foot! If really everyone got such great criterias like PhD, CEO, doctors, lawyers (that’s the claim, ok?) and they still can’t even date a single human, then, they probably got major big problem lah wei.
Seriously, how hard is it to target on the person of the opposite sex, chat the person up, find excuses to get in touch etc and then, zoom in on going out for a meal or coffee? Then, proceed to whatever you want next? Even school kids also can lah.
So, what I want to say is – You either have that charm or you don’t. If you have, you can date the boss, the boss’s son, the delivery boy right down to the Bangla janitor. If you don’t, well, you need to ask 5eksmom for some relationship tips. Then, only you invest in that “actually going for lunch” only dating service.
(die! 5eks looks like Seks hor?)
So, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, take a number, queue up and learn what you need to charm the opposite sex before you actually go for lunch. I won’t even charge you. Plus I can throw in some fengshui compatibility tests, patchee (eight pillar), numerology readings, horoscope and Chinese animal zodiacs and if you want more, I can even bless you to find your life partner. The catch is to read more 5eksmom, drop more comments and who knows, you may just click with the next commentor.
Afterall, I have experiences as a matchmaker.