• I can’t read properly
• I have to take off my spectacles because I can’t see the lyrics scrawled on the music sheets
• because I took off my spectacles to read the lyrics, I can’t see the choirmaster’s signal
• because I can’t see his signal, I sang at the wrong cue
• I feel like an old grandma in the skatepark where I normally read because I need to wear and put on my spectacles on and off
• I can’t see where my toddler had ran to without my spectacles
• I can’t see the tiny words in my book if I wear my spectacles
• I can’t eat a decent meal because the steam from the food steam-ed up my spectacles
• I can’t see the approaching cars because the condensation farked fogged up my spectacles (when I get down from the car, not while driving lah)
• I can’t see the tiny prints of instructions on the foodstuffs I bought (hey, I like to read food, shampoo, lotions etc etc labels, ok?)
• I can’t take good macro shots because my LCD is only 1.5″ and looking into the viewfinder cause distortions
• because of that, I don’t have that many photos to blog
• which means I got less things to post
• which means less Adsense

Can you see the freaking FIVE layers thickness?  Diu lor, this is my super-expensive, Essillor, super thin, super light lense and yet still can see the layers.  Imagine if I just make a regular glass lenses?  All the nerds in the world sure fall in love with nerdy me.

• I can’t put on my mono-vision contact lenses (one eye see far, one eye see near)
• because I was too lazy to go back for a consultation LAST WEDNESDAY
• I did not go back for a consultation (to see if it is ok for me to wear contact lense) because my eye doctor is not so handsome and doesn’t have deep voice
• I also do not look forward to see him because he wears a diamond ring
• heck, I am just making excuses for my own laziness
• and if you do not see me lurking around your blogs, it is not because I am wearing my spectacles
• it is because I am busy developing my grief support and critically ill children’s website (which I turned into Wordpress for easier management and updating)
• because you don’t see me visiting, it doesn’t mean I am not interested to read your blog anymore but I am just plained tied up.
• if you have read every single line thus far, muaksss…I lap u! You are my favourite readers and for that, I found blogging worthwhile!

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