How come you never leave comments like these? (About S-P-A-M-S!!!!)

  • May we exchange links with your site?
  • Your home page its great
  • I just don’t have anything to say right now.
  • Your site is very cognitive. I think you will have good future.:)
  • I’m really impressed!
  • I like your site
  • Great website! Bookmarked! I am impressed at your work!
  • So interesting site, thanks!
  • Your words left me speechless!
  • This is precious!

fARkeRs sPaMs are killing me with their sweet nothings. Hey, how come you people never give me compliments like those buggers spambot? LOL.
Sometimes, real comments got thrown into my Askimet bin. I tend to press the Delete All button previously until my valued reader, Sooi2 informed me that her comments are not showing. Her comments along with _butt and Celestine still go into the Askimet bin. How do I un-do this? I had chosed ‘Not Spam’ but no success yet. So, I do spend time to glance through before pressing ‘Delete All’.

I can’t put back Spam Karma 2 because the plugin ‘ate’ the number of comments (from showing up). Anyone knows what can play with Askimet without screwing up WP2.02? I get like 200 spams per blog these few days.

If you are not sure what I am mumbling about, just leave a sweet comment lah! (psst..btw, chee muis, psstt…if a person said, “you have been spending a lot of time outdoors? you seem tan than usual.” *swoons* does that mean the person notices me? *floats on cloud nine* )

22 Replies to “How come you never leave comments like these? (About S-P-A-M-S!!!!)”

  1. I like yr site and I am still struggling to set my site to look something like your. I stuff up mine and have to rebuild my site. Luckily it is only 3 post.So I am reading up as much as possible to prevent another stuff up.

    U have done pretty well. I like the way u read. Shoot straight from the hip, no nonsense. Keep up the good work.

    Guess what? My brother also read yr blog.He says enjoys yr writing.

  2. 2ND PARAGRAPH 2 LINE SHOULD READ ” I LIKE THE WAY U WRITE”. SORRY FOR THE ERROR. hAND SHAKING WITH FEAR.

  3. Great site. With posts like these the world should become a utopian society and man can live at peace for the next hundred years.

    Go to my site at http://www.12tomidnight.com and remember what suffering and war used to be like.

    Sorry Lilian. I never spammed anyone before. *scratches head*

  4. wahlaueh!! 200 spams. if i means, i will leave it all there, just to act to people that i got so many comments. lol.

  5. May we exchange links with your site?
    Your home page its great
    I just don’t have anything to say right now.
    Your site is very cognitive. I think you will have good future.:)
    I’m really impressed!
    I like your site
    Great website! Bookmarked! I am impressed at your work!
    So interesting site, thanks!
    Your words left me speechless!
    This is precious!
    *MUAKS* (last one is all my own!)

  6. dear lilian, wow, what a great homepage you have. as you know, i have already made a link to it. i find your site very cognitive (erm, what is cognitive? must go find that in the dic.)I’m really impressed! I like your website – so interesting and your words left me speechless! So absolutely precious. you have a good future.

    there! i used all the key words *grins* can or not?

  7. You need two things:

    1. Bad Behaviour 2 (currently in alpha 4)
    2. Akismet

    The Bad Behaviour takes care of the spambots while the Akismet takes care of the manual spam. You wont get false positives with Bad Behavior because its designed specifically to identify bots and even if you did get a false positive, you can find ways of accessing your site…or you need to clean the computer from spyware.

    Just keep the Akismet in place but it should drop the spam that you have to look through to about 5-10 a day.

  8. wah!! i’m chanlilian’s valued reader!!! hahaha…and you auntie, is my valued blogger!

  9. I like ur blog…so don’t worry! U haven’t lost one reader – ref comments on STP Barney! I’m blessed cos I still got a lot of hair compared to QV and KNB…and it’s black! Now that Taylor has won, maybe I should go and dye it….

  10. Lilian
    You are really asking everyone to spamdink you 24×7. If you ever ask for compliments, you usually ended up with brickbats, hamka-chans, whatdatmui, what have you. I would use reverse psychology lor- see how bitchy I am, how suai I can be and I diu you if you ignore me. Then everyone will pay attention and swarm into your arms and want to be mothered or smothered. There is a saying “So wise so young, they say do never live long” by Shakespeare. Enjoy what you have got and ignore what people say about your blog and your life. You are unique and let’s keep it that way. Nowadays, ppl are always in a rush and abuse things & ppl so much that they forgot which planet they live in. So live and let live.
    Mercedes

  11. dun tell me u like the sweettalks ! u could easily measure ur success by the number of peeps reading ur page. Here goes, juz 4 u,
    Lilian, ur site is unique, wonderful, super, fantastic, excellent, fabs, first-class, impressive, superlative and i m running out of words OK ????
    Can we exchange phone number ???
    😀 😀 😀

  12. David – LOL, haiyoh, I only joking lah. I dun need to ask for compliments wannnnn….

    samm – I must tell you that I had been hooked to your blog too. LOL.

    merc2000 – Oh dear, you misread me! I am only making fun of the spams comments left by all those drugs, p0rn, casino and viagra links. Some of these sites are so hardcore and they hide their links so well with nice comments. But tks for the feedback anyway.

    STP – Wuah…go dye lah, then enter Akademi Fantasiiiiiiiaaaaaa. I am sure your anak murid all sure sms 32100 Cikgu STP AF4.

    MG – LOL

    sooi sooi – Is it working yet? I found only one comment in the spam box now.

    Ed – Tks! I had installed the plug in for the blogs, and they are working now. 11 attempts since I installed, like few hours ago.

    me – You made me faint and swoons. Eeks…ants are crawling all over.

  13. wuching – Your site is very mesmering, making time stands still. (cos I fall asleep, that’s why!) How about that for originality? Muaks anyway.

    ahpek – Haiyor…so hardcore one. If I leave it there, soon all the people searching for animals, grandma, violence etc will come to me.

    me – cognitive? I oso dunno. I thot those are for babies learning skill.

    SA – Hey, tell me who is that guy on the left? Psst…me wanna know if he got a blog too? BTW, feel free to leave any links on my blog, I welcome that. I like the ideas of others who left a comment got to know each other. I am not anal about this, unlike some bloggers with big ego.

    The Silent Reader – Hey, when you ready to unveil your blog, do tell me. I will love to share it with my readers here. You got the touch, man! Happy Big B, belated one! You can leave your URL when you comment, you know? Curious peeps will drop by (well, I hope).

    Bryan – Sometimes, they leave links that take up a whole screen. Duh, don’t they ever give up?

    Nicholas – Speechless!

  14. I get lots of spam comments like that too. Really a headache even to glace through the Akismet spam bin, make me dizzy scrolling down the list…

    So, got solution or not? 🙂

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