Drink Fanta and pray (as in sembahyang tokong) Fanta. Instead of Oh Kau (black dog is considered very suey, you know?), drink Fanta because it rhymes with Fatt Tatt. If you got ‘tay choo kong’ that shrine people place on the ground/floor of their home, lagi best. Tay Choo Kong consists of five brothers who take care of the north, east, south, west and centre of our home (or village or town or city).
So, offer five joss-sticks all the time if you pray-pray, hor? Five because there are five of them. And offer five apples, five oranges and five Fantas. If you like, place garlics also because garlic sounds like suan thau or suan is counting (money mah). And a coconut with shoots. The coconut sounds like eia, as in gia (take money lor).
Then, go buy DaMaCai, Sports Toto and Magnum 4D. Buy any number oso can because if you are lucky, you buy 1569 (one coffin) also you can strike it rich. After Tay Choo Kong drank fanta, he is happy and you fatt tatt lor. If you fatt tatt, remember to come back and contribute some angpow money to me to sponsor my webhosting.
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*ahakkkks, cough, cough, cough, vomit blood* Sorry, I am not joking about the part of the tay choo kong. Many people do that in Penang, at least. But of course, what I want to tell you is – it is not so right to pray to anyone or anything or any rocks or any gods to ask for money. Always pray for the wellbeing, safety, healthy and happiness for your family, friends, the people in the world and all good things will come to you.
*sheesh* Sienz, man. I blog so susah-susah and my hottest post is still people looking to ‘strike Da Ma Cai’, get prediction for Da Ma Cai, nombor
But say, got one Alladin genie appeared out of your toilet bowl one day and wants to grant you three wishes. What will you ask for?