Went to watch X-Men 3 today because Pirates of the Carribean is not showing until July 13. Duh (mis-read the month) and my kids don’t want to watch Superman because they told me it has too many kissy-kissy parts. Anyway, am glad also ‘cos I never like Superman because he looks so nerdy and the woman reporter looks anorexic. (previous Superman lah)
After that, we went to the skatepark. I arrived later than my two older skater boys because I had to chase a toddler who rode his tricycle.
Now come the real part (those above are fillers 🙂 )
Two older kids whom had been known to be public nuisance was tayang-ing their old bicycles. My two kids probably annoyed them before also. Anyway, there was a separate time frame for BMX-ers and skateboarders (as they aren’t suppose to be in the same place at the same time for safety reasons). But you know lah, Malaysia semua pun boleh.
By the time I got there, I know the two cyclists with their ciplak normal bicycles are purposely blocking my kids way. So, I observed from far. They then continue to annoy my kids (probably thinking my two thin, scrawny kids are alone) by tailing them. After a while, I got damn annoyed and called out to them. The park is huge so I had to raise my voice to be heard.
I told them, “Ei, now is not the time to cycle lah, if you all want to cycle, don’t block people’s way lah.”
DNMCH, that two public nuisances not only don’t respect my comment (not that I expect it but tiu, I am an old lady, they are two monkeys age around 10-13 years only), they tailed even more.
At one point, they intentionally stopped their bicycles right where my son suppose to land, thus, blocking them from skateboarding. But what do I know? My 2nd son purposely skate down, let his skateboard roll and jumped off his skate.
If you have never seen skateboarding, all I can tell you that a flying skateboard can chop off your neck when moving real fast. And that skateboard rammed into the spokes of the bicycle wheels. One of the spoke came off. Muaharhahhar.
Tralalalala, I didn’t see that, ok? 😛
And these two kids, whom probably have futures to be politicians (when semivalue retires for good) came to me to ask for compensation! DNMCH. WTF. Kids only you know?
I told them off saying they aren’t suppose to ride their bikes there. Anyway, it was an accident and they shouldn’t stop their bikes in the middle of the skatepark.
Wuah…cilaka mia bebudak. He went on arguing with me like some hotshot lawyer saying that he got permission from the guard. He asked me to go get the guard and ask him. Chey…I told him, Gua tarak cakap sama guard mia. If I want, I will go write to MPPP (city council), the Rotary Club (sponsor) and the newspapers. After that, I took out my camera to take photos of the notice board (with the time schedule) to scare them a bit.
Then, a batch of BMX-ers, this time, the regulars who follow rules and not public nuisances like those who joy ride came by. Cilaka mia budak pulak challenged me wor. He said, Nah, go and tell them to get out la.
Niamah, I wonder what kind of parents they have. So small only, so clever to ‘teng chui’. I also want to teach my kids to argue with strangers like that. So terror mya. I taruh-ed them that they are professional riders who follow rules, not like ‘you two who don’t know how to ride properly.’
Later on, I went away for a while with my toddler. And these two monkeys again went to kacau my sons wor. Anyway, my kids have a big gang of older skaters who are working adults so I don’t worry so much about that part. But hor, what if these two monkeys see my car next time. Die ler, sure go calar my car wan hor?
So you think I am bitchy anot?
(waves to BBB for the T)
Ha? Bitchy anot? No hor. I feel bad for bullying small kids but hor, if kids like them don’t get told off, they later turned into Bollywood gangsta how? (makes mental note to see that my sons eat more to grow muscles and improve their karate chops )