You know what? I baru learnt that my Streamyx IP showed me appearing from every corner except where I reside.
Now, many ball-less people like to flame people. They have this inner, dark, secret where they wanna bully people but dare not show their real faces. As you know, the blogsphere sometimes have flame wars (ooooh…I like….) and the anon-dickheads will start appearing.
As your friendly auntie, I shall leak out some secrets to those who also wanted to be anon. commentors/flamers, but dunno how. Not many of us are techie, so this is for the noobs. Those techie nerdy guys stay out, ok? Unless you want to share even more pahwerful tips.
1) You need to have a fake IP or hidden IP because we can trace where you come from. For e.g. everyone who see an IP from Penang will assume it is me. Tiu! Don’t so perasan, I don’t simply visit any blogs. So, surf anon by going to surf-anon! There are many other sites, actually.
2) When commenting anon, don’t be bodoh and use a name like anon. lah, stupid. People won’t have respects for names like that. Use some bloggers name. But cheebye, don’t use the URL or use my sacred name, ok?
3) Lastly, I can tell you little juveniles that doing such thing is not a nice thing. Your mama probably will smack your butt. Your grandma prolly will turn in her grave. So, don’t do it.
But if you still wanna try being a shithead, ball-less anon commentors, fast-fast go to Rojakz’s blog and flame Xiaxue. Faster-faster. Show the world how patriotic we are. We memang rude. We must live up to our names. Cepat-cepat, jangan lambat. That girl said hor, we are lacking in sex so that’s why we all so anal.
*Tralalala, 5xmom goes off to do her chores, singing happy song.*