Curiosity got the better of me. Should Anthony Bourdain wants to look for an assitant food taster, I am available. [tag]Anthony Bourdain[/tag]is this handsome looking chef who travels around the globe tasting exotic foods.
I just graduated to that level on Friday night. I can eat anything!
This is a torpedo. Very powerful weapon.
This is a cow. A bull actually because a cow is a female cow with lotsa nen-nen that feeds those poor babies whose mother refused to breastfeed them. A bull has penis. Which the farmer chopped off and sell to the mamak (Indian Muslim) and mamak cooked soup.
NSFW!!!! You are looking at a bull’s penis! X-rated!
Ok, the story behind this. I used to have an ex-colleague, Roslan who often told me about this sup torpedo. “Wei, sup torpedo best tau? Mamak masak sup kote lembu. Hang nak cuba? Nanti I bawak hang pi makan.”
(Want to try torpedo soup? They cook the bull’s penis. I can take you there.)
I screamed, “Celaka engkau, pi mampui lah. Ptuii!!!! Uweekkkk!!!”
(You go die lah, uweekkkk)
Roslan looking very convinced, “Hang tak percaya? Tengkok Hashim tu, wei, bukan main kuat dia tu. Berapa round pun dia boleh. Dia selalu dok makan.”
(bull’s penis is believed to be an aphrodisiac and one of our colleague always boasted how ‘strong’ he is)
And that was many years ago. Last Friday, my kids challenged me to it. We secretly ordered a bowl while my darling husband was parking the car. We walloped it clean before he got there. Only my #1 and #3 kids dare to taste it.
My #2 looks like he is going to puke. And kept reminding me everytime I spooned a piece into my mouth and as I slurrped the soup, “Mommy, you are eating a bull’s cock. Tomorrow, you wake up, you also end up with a ………” Cut off midway by me, “HOI, shaddap, cannot say bad word, ok?”
The taste! The taste! Well, nothing special. No urine smell. Damn sinewy and some parts are so tough. I can’t tell if that is the kkc or the balls because everything has been sliced and chopped up. Of course, I dare not ask the mamak, “Eh, mamak, ini kote ke, terluk lembu, ha? Apasal keras sangat? Kote tua ke?” So, we fast-fast pretend chew and ptuii out many of the pieces.
Guess what my son retorted when I kept complaining that the meat is too hard?
“Maybe the bull was having an erection when they kill it.”
Duh! Where did my kid learnt that?
The after effect
I can hear that!!!! Did my dear readers just ask? “So, what effect did you get?”
I berak-ed (poo) the next day and that’s that lah. Cheh!!!!! If you want to know, go find some men and try it out. My kids and I were just playing with that bowl for the sake of blogging and life experiences. It costs only RM5. Poor kkc. So cheap only. (full report on the stall on Malaysia Best) Now my next eating mission is dog’s meat. 🙂
So, who wants a bowl of bull’s penis soup? I blanja lah! (my treat) Come!