I got setori to tell you all. My good friend, Ah Weng got an offer to be a ghost writer. Fuwah, Ah Weng damn happy at first. He asked me,
“Ei, last time you wrote for the papers, you got paid how much jek?”
I replied, “Not much jek, only 25 cents to 35 cents per word and usually, one piece is about RM300-400 only.”
Ah Weng then told me, “Si jeh, I got offer for RM3 wor. To be a ghost writer.”
I fast-fast tell Ah Weng grab the job. “Theen-kong-tiau lor….(hakka lah), RM3 per word, that means one piece you earn about RM2K. Like that you no need to count USD3 cents anymore?”
So, Ah Weng took out the email and read again.
We almost died laughing. Because the bugger wanted to offer my good blogger friend, Ah Weng RM3 PER PIECE. Ah Weng’s Technorati ranking, Alexa ranking, Google ranking semua hampalang manyak kerng wan, you know…….
“Si heng, RM3 not enough to buy toilet papers to wipe your ass after you lausai from too much beef foldover jek!”
“Si jeh, RM3 also not enough for you to pay for sanitary pads jek.”
“Si heng, RM3 only can buy you one round of condoms, jek.”
“Si jeh, RM3 not enough for you to buy KY jek.”
“Si heng, RM3 can buy enough peanuts. I later go feed the monkeys in Botanical Gardens. Then, I ask them they want to be ghost writers anot, ok?”
*Ini adalah kisah benar. Akan tetapi, ini tidak ada berkaitan dengan sesiapa, biar bapok kah, pondan kah. Mati khong kah khiau kah, jual telur masin kah.”
Moral of the setori : Never write to a taukeh with his own factory and staffs and ask if he wants RM3 per day.