// The Obnoxious 5xmom

Soli lah, kalian
Gua manyak boh-eng
Pagi-pagi baca paper
Gua sama gua mya laki
manyak lawak tengok itu
Sami Bulu cakap tokok
Sami Bulu kata itu highway
Bila jalan macam naik kuda
Sebab itu ada excuse
Mau kasi tender besar-besar
Lepas baca paper
Kita makan family lunch
Itu Scarlet ada set lunch
RM18++ dapat full course sama Haagen Dazs
Lepas itu beli Baskin Robbins
31%, Dua quart, dua pint
Lepas itu, [...]

The crowd before the stroke of midnight jamming up the roads leading to Esplanade. People are looking up at the sky and occassionally looking their watches. Minutes ticked by. The traffic police also do not know. No one knows. Yet they waited patiently.

I am amongst the crowd with my kick-ass [...]

Opah : Selamat datang, [tag]Mawi[/tag], ke rancangan Opah Windfree…Jadi, ada apa ucapan Mawi untuk pembaca bolok 5xmom, iaitu pentas Opah Windfree?
Mawi : Makan mee Mawi

Opah : Dua malam yang lalu, Mawi ada bertemu dengan bekas [tag]tunang[/tag] Mawi, iaitu [tag]Ina[/tag]. Jadi, selepas siaran langsung di [tag]RTM1[/tag] bersama Aznil dan Roysham, apa Mawi buat bersama [...]

Have you?
The other day when we were passing through the new highway between Grik and Kuala Kangsar, we passed by this little village call Kampung Liman Kati Awan or something like that.  The villagers (Chinese) were on the roadside putting up a row of [tag]Jalur Gemilang[/tag].  One of them waved to us and we waved [...]

I am 90% sure that last night, when I just fell asleep, the wooden stool in my bedroom creaked like someone pushed it. I woke up and without any fear, I wondered to myself, is it my mom or is it my (dearly departed) son? Then, for a few fleeting moments, I tried to figure [...]

Duh, double duh, triple duh. I thought of tuning in to peek at our national TV. First, I see Aznil Nawawi blabbling about Mawi and his break-up with that girl Ina. Fast-fast change channel go to see Siti. And who do I see? Not Siti, not Datuk K [...]

Part One nochet come.
14 years ago…
I was pregnant with my second son.  My eldest was 2 and a half years old.  I got contractions and know that I am due to deliver.  My eldest son was delivered by caesarean because he was too big, at 9 lbs 1 oz or 4.1kg.  I stayed in Bukit [...]