This is an original. Only from the extreme mom’s offsprings.
Eldest son : Press to CSI
(TV was showing the Pussycat Dolls, Doncha on MTV)
#3 son was holding the remote and not budging.
Eldest son : Press to CSI NOW or I stuff sambal (some spicy stuff) into your mouth.
#3 son still holding remote and not moving.
5eksmom : #3, change the channel la
(don’t want major disaster like sambal flavoured seafood noodles all over the sofa)
#3 son : Wait lah….Papa is watching the two Bs of life.
5eksmom : What two Bs of life?
#3 son : You no see meh? Your husband is staring at the Pussycat Dolls’ boobs. The two Bs of life.
(This is a very, very old post that I did not publish, written on the spot when it happened. Since I got blogger’s block, I am going to hit the Publish button.)
So my dear male readers – Which one is for your choice? Boobs or Bumps or hampalang sart….?
My dear female readers – Which is your asset? Boobs or Bumps or Both?