Rahsia menambat hati suami
(translation: Secrets to tie the husband’s heart)
Someone please slap me! LOL, I am beginning to turn into [tag]Oprah Winfrey[/tag]. Can’t help it because the recent post is turning into a circus with people giving all sorts of opinions. I am allowing it because if we look at it, it is funny how people’s opinions differ like day and night isn’t it?
Photo taken from Google Images .
So while I am on a high, I decide to impart some petua-petua untuk menambat hati suami. You see, I do wonder how I will feel if say it is my atm (hereinafter referred to as Datuk L) that is putting on a huge, millions dollar diamond ring on someone else’s finger. I can bear the thought of anything Datuk L does but not pouring millions of dollar on another person. Mani tak ape. Money tak boleh. Hahaha.
It is public knowledge, thanks to our mainstream-turned gossipy media, that [tag]Datuk K[/tag] fell in [tag]love [/tag]after finding [tag]Siti [/tag]in her sarong and a simple t-shirt at her home. The betis and peha stays in his mind. So says the mainstream media – which did not feature our freedom fighters struggles who also fought and lost their limbs for our country independence but instead favour small talks like these.
I bet Siti must had brought in a tray of drinks for our hero with moustache….Or maybe served him lunch. So, folks, can you see the significance of it? Can? No? Apalah….Siti, our country top singer whom had won the anugerah penyanyi wanita terbaik for 8 consecutive years never menambat hati Datuk K until she appeared as the demure, little homely girl cum housewife-to-be in a sarong and t-shirt.
See? While the other ex-Datin probably had spent years and thousands RM in Switzerland spas making herself so pretty (hey, her skin is sooooo porcelain as I saw it on papers), wearing only designer clothes and dripping with diamonds…lost her catch. There….all the jantan-jantan semua always pine for that [tag]woman[/tag] who can take care of her nest.
I can bet with you that even if you have achieved the position as the first female Prime Minister, the laki will still want someone who can cook for him, jaga makan-minum and don’t pok-pek so much. The males will zoom in on homely females, the younger the better. I had personally seen that in someone I worked with. Actually, not one but several high positions CEOs who keep mistresses who prepared a warm bed, warm meals and equally warm welcome. Some of the mistresses are not even highly educated whilst their wives are successful businesswomen.
So, rahsia menambat hati suami? Cuma masak apa yang dia suka, don’t pok-pek so much, jaga body, jaga tepi kain sendiri and moga-moga bahagia rumahtangga cik kak dan cik adik sekalian.
Jadi, pandai-pandai lah ya? Masak….jangan tak masak…Sumbat kasi kenyang-kenyang baru laki tak merayau cari makan kat luar.
Sekian. Maaflah ya, kena pergi jaga datuk L ni….