Catherine – Those that we met will not settle for anything less than RM50.

STP- Yayaya, next time when you say ‘saya ini’ make it soft-soft so that they don’t hear and then, loud-loud yell Cikgu. Sure they think you are chief of custom or immigration.

SA – Aisey, minta maaflah ‘Cikgu’ (ini pasal itu polis saman)”

I say, sorry ‘teacher’ (this is about police summons). Our police reduced the fines rate so that we will pay our summons instead of bribing the cops. Teacher is a secret code the govt. servants used to identify they are from the customs department. Or so I was told.

buaya – yalor, if increase, they complain, kurang pun komplen, what they want ah?

laundryamah – Sometimes, people not want to save the money but dunwan the hassle of running around to pay. We did ‘that’ a couple of times to save the hassles. Nowadays, my hubby can get his staff to do the leg works, we also belagak – Nak saman, saman lah!

Comparing to police fines, municipal coucils are sharks/hyena/worthless shit. They can fine you with RM50 for expire hours(enough for 8 days parking), RM100 for not displaying parket ticket(16 days parking).