I supposed everyone has read about this latest trend of old men marrying young, hot chicks? Right here in our little country, we have Datuk K who made headlines. Now, a[tag] Datuk R [/tag]aka [tag]Datuk Roslan Hashim[/tag] who is fourty nine just had a lavish RM3.5 million wedding with a princess Shahanaz who is less than half his age.
I think viagra is the best invention after the white bread where old men are concern. Since we are Malaysia Boleh, we have our very own competitive tongkat ali. So, with the dawn of tongkat ali and viagra, these old men probably had seen the light like never before. Therefore, is it any wonder that the wives too had to keep up or drop out?
Last Saturday night, my sons MUST go to Popular Bookshop for some stationeries. Popular nearest to our home is in Tesco which is a huge hypermarket. So, off we went. I do not know whether I was PMS-ing or Tesco was really like a battleground or ground zero on that night. It was that chaotic. Throngs of meraba-raba lovers were there. Throngs of families with little, whiny, crying kids were there. Shopping carts were zipping around like ambulances after a tsunami. So, I got a bit bitchy. Hmmm…blame it on the crowds. I am normally very nice.
I was afraid my toddler got rammed or his little toes got stepped. Popular was so packed you can’t even move without banging into people or books. So, I carried him and stood at a corner outside, waiting and watched the people went by.
Fat woman around late 30s. Her skin looks like she got a bad case of German measles. She is very fair, though. So that enhances to pink rashes. Pink lipstick, blue eyeshadow, fat calves, pink baubles on her hands. She was wearing this whitish, cut in, sleeveless blouse, a short denim skirt and HAHAHAHA, a pant (whadaya call those harajuku fashionable thights?) with little ribbons that hangs around her knees? Which emphasised her fat calves. And that’s not all. She was wearning socks with her high heels. OMG, she thinks she part of the Japanese anime!
Man – late 50s. Skin tight orange t-shirt, with the sleeves folded up a few nothces to show the
biceps flabby, age spots, loose skin. Pants – Black shiny type. Hair : Gel to the max so that they stood up like a punk. But his hair is so thin, a herd of elephant can pass through.
Woman – 50s. Three daughters. Daughters around 16 yrs. Woman was wearing some strappy blouse, her hair orangey tint, denim capri pants and some shiny heels. But what got me was her bi-focals that perch on her head. She swung her hair here, there and everywhere. Whoaa…..auntie, you are 30 decades too late lah. People who maintain that gait are women in their 20s, with flowing long hair, some freaking shades that cost a cool four figure. Not bi-focals, definitely!
Goodness….I must make mental notes that I age gracefully or karma is going to bite my big ass one day after this spate of ‘sharp observations’.
Anyway, I have the health news feeds from Google news and lately, I seem to notice that Nature is proving its power. There have been lots of news and researches about older parents fathering children with health problems. Nature has it that human produce offsprings at their prime and grow old together with their spouse. Not for women who are too busy to have a baby to freeze their eggs until they are over 40s and make one artificial baby. Or men to ditch their wives and prove their fertility with young girls.