Boys and men, today we will learn about NNTTL.
NNTTL stands for nen nen tua tua liap in Hokkien. I.e. in English, big boobs. In Bahasa Malaysia, tetek yang cun skali.
You see, little boys and little men are always fascinated with that two packets of nasi lemak. It is the universal truth. Like how the sun always rise in the east and set in the west. Or how the waves hit the beach. You can either snigger, look at me with disgust, accuse me of corrupting little boys’ minds or you can just sit diam-diam and nod and learn, ok? And you are most welcome to give your feedbacks, advices and tips for the sake of humanity.
So, tell me, with the super padded bras available on the market, how can you be sure that NNTTL of your girlfriend whom you plan to marry one day and provide milk for your babies, are real or not? There are silicone filled, water filled, air filled, sponge that rival Dunlopillo firmness, wires and NASA or is it NANOtechnology fibres bras to build that twin peaks. (No, this topic doesn’t cover breast augmentation or any type of plastic surgery. We are talking about natural breasts.)
Number 1 : Real NNTTL must always show valleys. If you see two hills and you can’t see any valley, it means those twin peaks are fake. Take away the little thing call bra, you get airport. By then, you can’t make your exit. Sorry la, brader. Don’t say I never teach you.
Number 2 : Real NNTTL jiggles a bit. No matter how firm, perky or young the person is, real NNTTL jiggles because those are made of only tissues and fats. No bones, so sure jiggly, ok? So, take her go jogging and see got jiggle anot. You know what is jiggle? Doink, doink, doink like that. If yes, tail along, if not, take another route and cabut fast-fast. LOL.
Number 3 : Some races have bigger NNTTL-er than other races. Chinese is wayyyyyy below the ideal ones. Except for a few lucky Chinese women. Indians are blessed with their nasi lemak. Tell me which Bollywood movie you see that doesn’t have NNTTL right in your face? Every single Indian woman have NNTTL. Malay women are somewhere in between.
I shall leave number 4-100 for my readers to provide.
(I wrote another almost similar post sometime back.