The first time…(sex poem?)
Posted on September 24th, 2006 by Lilian • Filed under: Humor
I went to this strictly parents only seminar and learn this poem. It is about first time…
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever
(At milking a cow…)
Waitaminit – I DID NOT write this poem. I steal it from the net. It is used to illustrate how our views are usually influenced by our mind.
If you get it, don’t spoilt it. Just LOL enuff, ok?
LOL. Saw something similiar in Chinese before.
nostalgic. LOL
LOL, so fast over, hardly sounds much fun.
Wei, did u all highlight the one in the bracket or not?
(right click to highlight?)
-I edited yr comment wor, astrosurge-
haha paiseh paiseh! kantoi!! i thought of something else! well i’ve seen this before somewhere else and it seems like that i kena “gotcha” again.. *giggles*
LOL. The white stuff got to do with the things in your childhood. But how come blue eyes leh??
Mooooooo….
Never have close encounter with a cow, so I think it is normal to think of a human
What cow? This joke about husbands at breakfast! American one says to wife: “Honey, pass the honey!” and the English one says: “Sugar, pass the sugar!” and the Malaysian one says: “Ooi, lembu! Pass the susu!!!” Ha ha ha! BTW, I’ve something like that too about 1st time at the dentist!
Sheesh!! when I tried it the first time, she did not want to spread her legs at all!!
i thot i was reading lin peh’s blog!
LOL, gua pun kena tipu.
HAHAHA funny..and like the part that this blog is turning into an interactive blog where we have to click on something to see if our thougths were perverted or not
LOL!! Long time never hear this joke.
LOL
Alamak! Kena con!!!
He..he.. nice joke. The peverted mind will think otherwiselah!
aiya, no wonder i was thinking y got blank brackets there…haha….but milking a blue eyed and soft skinned cow middle of the night? where got lidat wan….
[...] Lilian posted her first time sex poem today and I was suddenly reminded that I too had posted a poem about the same thing that she was talking about some time ago. Went back to my old blog and digged into the archives as I can’t even remember what I titled it. Found it buried under the title “Cari Susu”. Some of my new found friends might not have seen it. So I do a re-post here. [...]
LOL… heard b4 this in chinese version. Good one!
Haiyah, itu lembu punya susu tapi Nyonya Lillian dapat itu nama….
- MENJ
helo we love auntys and moustaches!
so hairy auntys r our friends! nice poems!
menj is a sexy beast!!!!
do u hav a moustache and speak english? if so come 2 england and marry me!
if not oh well it woz nice knowin u!!!
love u 4eva n always my one n only!
love the english society for the protection of moustached ladies!
*pengsan*
*thuds*
the last line is: milking a cow!
You perverts with your sick minds