The first time…(sex poem?)

I went to this strictly parents only seminar and learn this poem. It is about first time…


The sky was dark

The moon was high

All alone just she and I

Her hair was soft

Her eyes were blue

I knew just what

She wanted to do

Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine

I didn’t know how

But I tried my best

I started by placing

My hands on her breast

I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart

And when I did it

I felt no shame

All at once

The white stuff came

At last it’s finished

It’s all over now

My first time ever

(At milking a cow…)

Waitaminit – I DID NOT write this poem.  I steal it from the net.  It is used to illustrate how our views are usually influenced by our mind.

27 Replies to “The first time…(sex poem?)”

  1. haha paiseh paiseh! kantoi!! i thought of something else! well i’ve seen this before somewhere else and it seems like that i kena “gotcha” again.. *giggles*

  2. What cow? This joke about husbands at breakfast! American one says to wife: “Honey, pass the honey!” and the English one says: “Sugar, pass the sugar!” and the Malaysian one says: “Ooi, lembu! Pass the susu!!!” Ha ha ha! BTW, I’ve something like that too about 1st time at the dentist!

  3. HAHAHA funny..and like the part that this blog is turning into an interactive blog where we have to click on something to see if our thougths were perverted or not 😛

  4. aiya, no wonder i was thinking y got blank brackets there…haha….but milking a blue eyed and soft skinned cow middle of the night? where got lidat wan….

  5. helo we love auntys and moustaches!
    so hairy auntys r our friends! nice poems!
    menj is a sexy beast!!!!
    do u hav a moustache and speak english? if so come 2 england and marry me!
    if not oh well it woz nice knowin u!!!
    love u 4eva n always my one n only!
    love the english society for the protection of moustached ladies!

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