Which way is the cock facing?

This is the roof-top of one of the prestigious missionary school run by the LaSallean brothers. They have this weather vane which is meant to tell the direction of the wind. I supposed long time ago, they have a rooster or is it a cock standing above the pole. From the above pic, you can see that the pointy head of the arrow is facing North.

This is the weather vane photo I took from Wikipedia. Go and read up some of the info there and improve your knowledge, ok? This pic shows the cock facing North-East, if I am not mistaken.

Ok, if you think this post ends here, hehehe, sorry lah you are dead wrong. You have an assignment today. Now that I have taught you about weather vanes or cock’s vane and the directions, you have to do some exercise to proof that you have benefitted from 5xmom’s blog of Humour, Sex, Life, Lies. You must give the correct directions. How to do?

1) Surf over here

2) The red picture?

3) Give the correct directions and post your answers here in the comment box.

(I hosted the pics in Photobucket. If over bandwith, please tell. I dare not host it at my Flickr album.)
If you will excuse me, I am going to have my breakfast (supper/lunch/dinner, depending on what time you are reading this) consisting of:

Breakfast sausages, lah.

Ahhh…another day, another post.

32 Replies to “Which way is the cock facing?”

  1. Saw ur heading & dragged down to comments…and lo and behold! Had the shock of my life! So many cocks, I thought!!! Then I read carefully…thank God, they’re just sausages!!! Ha ha ha!!! That cock on the roof kah! Haiya! That one not important lah! Point anywhere also can!

  2. Aiyo, your assignment very susah oh hahahaha…what’s the end result aunty? Identify who amongst your male reader is gay? hehehehehehehe

    Difficult to say where its poiting, some going to northwest but some going elsewhere..i think…didn’t blow it up to see (oooh..now..that’s another joke in the statement hahahahaha)

  3. By Jove! Interesting. Although I confess that for some reason or other I later found the post somewhat disturbing.

    I would think that a man worth his vanity would before presenting himself (literally) to public would want to ARRANGE LAR A BIT. Put the the balls together then make sure lar face up or down. Iam not a cycler myself but don’t they at least wear jock straps? Can someone illuminate us on this.

    I mean this is the law (telur) bersepah-sepah… There must be some kind of regulation on this.

    When I was in school last time Ahlian the contract photographer would tell us to stand properly. Tallest in centre. Then with military precision he would rearrage us until he got us exactly right. Then our ties must be straight and not flying in the wind (as if I can control the wind). Cannot laugh-laugh.

    My point is not only we had to look good even photographer had to look good.

    I wonder if Ahlian told us PLEASE ARRANGE THE COCKs what would happen. Fortunately we had no cycling team (But recently I went to the school. Now they got swimming pool and SWIMMING TEAM…

    Hmmmm highly disturbing…

  4. I thought the cocks are supposed to be folded towards the rear in their underwear to prevent “accidents” till i got married. Now I know these cocks just go every direction in and out of their pants. Ha! Ha! Ha! By the way, my answer is North… I saw my neighbour’s WEATHER VANE pointing north…

  5. Is it me or do I have a strong suspicion STP actually never bother to read what people write at all? Second time I spot mistake in his comments..first was the One song requested and he gave a whole list, now Aunty send readers to do assignment and he end up talking bout something else….maybe he lau lang bak already..time to get him glasses for his birthday on December 2nd

  6. Well…some people obviously don’t read people’s comments properly! Just want to make a nuisance of themselves! I already said I didn’t read, just the title of the post and dragged straight down to comment!! Now exactly who is senile…or lau-lang-bak…or maybe somebody can’t understand simple English??? Pea brain!!! No wonder ALL the grammatical errors in the comments…and they’re CLEARLY NOT typo-errors!!!

  7. Since we are resorting to hostile actions, allow me to click and paste from your own statement STP “Then I read carefully…thank God, they’re just sausages!!!” you typed there..Then I read carefully?? now, are you not contradicting yourself? Starting to develop symptoms like a certain friend of ours?

  8. “Breakfast sausages,lah!” Read carefully? ? How wrong canTHAT get?? Sigh!! Teachers are not miracle workers! Like a box of apples, some may be red, juicy and sweet;others may be rotten! It’s the same with students! Some end up massively successful, others are absolute. total failures!!!

  9. Somehow you are talking nonsense again STP…or rather, you are making no sense… and you wonder why some students end up as absolute total failures? WIth teachers that spews nonsense? tsk tsk tsk

  10. Allow me to point out the contradictions of your statement STP, first and foremost you stated that “I already said I didn’t read, just the title of the post and dragged straight down to comment!! ” and then further on you further stated that “Then I read carefully…” yes, I admit that you might not have read it properly the first time round as you stated that you “dragged straight down to comment” but you then asserted a claim that you “read carefully”, so is that not a form of contradiction in those two statement? So therefore, am I not in my right to state that you are making no sense in your nonsense statements?

  11. Just de-lurking for a while…
    QV and STP, please stop the provoking & squabbling…it’s certainly looking ugly and childish. However, if that’s your “poison”, I respectfully retract comments.

    Lilian, you want to give them a spanking? Love, patience and gentle reprimands not going to cut it. The cane(s) may need to be mechanised, unless you intend for the session to be a good cardio workout…killing two birds with one stone kinda thing.

  12. At least being a poison is far better than going around being a stalker and a liar and creating pseudo identity to relieve whatever psychotic pleasure one seems to derive out from it, so in other words, get your own life and preferably a real one other than a cyber one.

  13. QV, are you referring to me? I am afraid you have definitely mistaken me for another. Please be very sure about your targets, cos you’re like a loose cannon now. Stalker? Liar? Creating pseudo identity? Please be warned, be very sure you’re targeting the right person before you continue your tirade. Unless of course you want to open up cans of worms.

    Lilian, I do apologise for this…I do not wish for this to continue any more than this. I love and cherish my peaceful and healthy life. I wish that for everyone.

  14. For heaven’s sake QV, you are so damn stubborn in your assumption of my identity. Assume all you like then, this is definitely not worth my while. Since you must always have the last word, please feel free to continue commenting on this very minuscule topic. It obviously satisfies some weird innate obsession. Have fun.

    Peace…and I do mean it.

  15. why quavadis kickin a fuss over a small thing? first time i see someone who reads everything and every line someone writes. roflmao. and he’s a great teacher ok.. dun just SPEW stuff u duno. makes u look incredibly dense.

    hey stp, u thought of a good venue end of the year? the foochow migrant must be drooling now. woohoo.

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