Humping Horny Hamsters Hoping for Home

Chialat lor! Yam Koong! First we bought two pairs of hamster because we were afraid if either one dies, then at least there is a teman aka stud/bitch for the males/females. Hamsters are humpsters by nature so it is humanly right to provide a hampsup partner for them.

Then, the two females produced three kids each. (after eaten like, 6 babies)
2+2+3+3 = 10

We have three cages to cater for the different births, i.e. like maternity hospitals like that. Mother & babies in one cage x 2. Fathers stay together.

So, the kids are older now and we put the parents back together.

After some hot humping hamster horgy, one just delivered another SIX babies today.

*slaps forehead* Why didn’t they invent birth control pills for these little vermin? Soon, the little kids hamsters are going to grow up and ready for procreation. Yanadey…how lah? My kids refused to part with their children, grandchildren and future great-grandchilren. Maybe I steal a few and give to some hamster loving blog readers? Anyone? Azhan? Nak berape? Hehehe.

About Mr. Sammy Blue aka Sami Bulu

BTW, can someone tell Mr. Sammy Blue (who must be previously in charge of Works Min. right) that things can only get higher, like those trucks, cement lorries etc and hence, must built higher overhead bridges. Not lower and lower ones which cause vehicles to get stuck and injuring innocent bus passengers. PLEASE TELL MR. SAMMY BLUE THAT ONLY HIM ALONE, JADI KATEK EACH DAY AND GEDEMPOL that he is on gaji buta.

19 Replies to “Humping Horny Hamsters Hoping for Home”

  1. I think there should be minimum height allowance for any underpass. Places like Penang caters to international cargo delivery. After all Containers also got standard height. Not like hamsup hamsters- One size fit all!!!. I think can give your hamsters condoms- Cut fingers off rubber gloves?

  2. Hamsters are horny cannibals animals! Hump and eat their own kids. Maybe they should be called HUMPSTERS instead.

    But cute little buggers they are! 😀

  3. OO, i see a new photo on the right… PHEEWEET… 😀 I like this one more than the previous….

    As for the overhead bridge, i think it’s PURE STUPIDITY!! Lack of functioning brain cells must be an explaination!!!! When I saw the papers, I also mata terbeliak, WAHLAU! The bridge is SO SO LOW, and building it so low (dunno for wat reasoning they have), still didn’t put a maximum height allowed bar way in front of it! continue like this, next time when take driving license time, in addition to checking the rearview mirror, side mirrors, signal lights and safety belt, we have to measure and check the total height of the vehicle we are in, to ensure we don’t go under low overhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Last time I didn’t check their genitals carefully, and misplaced 2 daughters with the father and ended up with more baby hamsters!!! So, make sure the babies are separated ASAP as they mature rather fast!
    BTW, just separate them and don’t let them breed. That’s what I did, until all of them died.

  5. Samshu hamster?

    I bet the “correspondence parties” just neglect the work to build “measuring gate” before the bridge. It is build to let driver check the height before entering ANY underpass : if you hit the “measuring gate” horizontal frame, you should either take alternative route or release tyres air to make your vehicle lower. I bet the municipal councils and Sammy blues department will point finger at each other.

  6. Hamster birth control
    – let them watch TV
    – teach them play WoW
    – bombard them with 200w speaker
    – Put them next to high voltage room
    – food sanction

    IMHO, even 4 hamster is too many, because hamster waste are harmful virus/bacteria breeding ground. If your infant get sick quite frequent, consider quarantine or dispose the hamster.

  7. err hamster like that one. they are solidary animals. Dont put a guy and a gal together. But they kind of die very fast so you might want to keep them and not give them away. Babies with mum, Dad alone. And they are senstive to smell. Dont touch the babies or the mother will eat them up.

  8. i have an interesting quote by Sami Blue –

    “Bila kita ada satu menteri tandas kita akan mengadakan ketua pembangkang tandas.”

    WAHH! lilian offering me ah? bangganya! your hamster seems ganas a bit lah, haha! generally all hamsters do sumbang mahram LMAO!! anyway i only bought a pair of hamster and they makan all the anak after 2 times giving birth. first time 3 babies 2nd time 1 baby gone dee. i think now they depressed because busy Raya lupa cuci the kandang.. *giggles*

    someone shud create condoms for hamsters!

  9. My sister faced the same problem sometime ago when some friends gave her a pair as a birthday present. They multiplied so fast that she didn’t have any boxes to keep them in anymore. So far as I know, she didn’t have any with her when we moved in together into our Condo. Might be those rats (or hamsters) I saw running in the drains of Bangsar. Must ask her one day.

  10. HAHAHAHAHA Can’t help laughing at Sooi Sooi’s comment hahahahahaha but yes..I think you need to seperate the hamsters and put them in seperate cage or else they’ll go humping away…(putting the same sex in the same cage..I wonder..wld they turn gay? Seing how horny they are? I wonder….hmmm…errr..aunty..want to do experiment or not? hahahahaha OMG!!! What am I thinking!!)

    So, best advise, you have to become the Pope of the Hamster and annul their Union by putting them up in seperate cages and only bring them together if the breed is dying out….hmmm..your own natural family planning clinic and you’re the facilitator hahahaha

    As for Samy Blue and his low overhead bridges….no comment, I have lost confidence in this administration

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