If you can’t see this, I am on Number One and Number Two on Google for Datuk Zakaria blog, above Lim Kit Siang. How cool is that? Like duh, Datuk Zakaria is going to blog something like :
Semalam, aku tak berdaya dan terus tersebak-sebak, hingus meleleh kat TV. Maklumlah, seluruh negara sedang memerhati aku. Tapi nasib baik hari ni, sotong tak marah kat aku. Ya tak ya, jugak, bila lah dia pernah naik angin? Kalau aku masih di bawah genggaman si tangan besi tu, dah mampui aku awal-awal lagi. Aku duk pikiaq, betuk ke si Hindu tu? Mungkin jugak noh, fengshui aku ni tak baik. Pintu aku buka kat bahagian tak ‘ong’. Macam mana kalau aku pi tanya kat si gemuk Cina Lilian Too? Eh, tunggu sat, aku cari kat Internet, mana website si Lilian tu?
***cari internet*** Eh, Lilian Too punya website 5xmom. (I am on the first page too
) Eh, betul ke ni, dia duk kutuk aku ni. *lap peluh sejuk* Apalah dah jadi ni……Memang suey betul.
Harap maaf, Datuk Zakaria aka Datuk Z belum ada masa hendak blog. Tetapi sekiranya, ada sesiapa yang nak cari spin doctor yang cukup efisien, sila hantar email kepada 5xmom. Dia boleh tolong blog untuk mengharumkan reputasi tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian. Setiap 50 perkataan, cuma USD10 sahaja.
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11:33 pm on November 3rd, 2006 1
And folks, sorry for the long title. It is just a parody, ok?
11:34 pm on November 3rd, 2006 2
And if I do this everyday, you say I freakish anot? Freakish what?
11:35 pm on November 3rd, 2006 3
Freakish for being the first, second and third commentors.
1:38 am on November 4th, 2006 4
The traffic whore in you strikes yet again,…. lol
4:20 am on November 4th, 2006 5
wah sakan na! “Setiap 50 perkataan, cuma USD10 sahaja.” Can become Malaysian first not celebrity but Millionaire Blogger!!
p/s:thank you for the wishes lilian =)
1:16 pm on November 4th, 2006 6
Hahaha…Damn funny la u.
3:55 pm on November 4th, 2006 7
tahniah, tahniah lilian! tell me, what is ping? is there an art to pinging?
5:53 pm on November 4th, 2006 8
Imagine! all the Datuk Z traffic being diverted here! including PM, ministers, ISA… CIA, MI5.. world famous Aung SAn Suu Kyi (mark 2) in Malaysia.
6:17 pm on November 4th, 2006 9
Congrates! Hebat lah u, Auntie! I give THREE thumbs up!!! (dunno where the 3rd wan come from)
Superwoman…=P
12:14 am on November 5th, 2006 10
I bet you make sun, star and the strait very angry
Next challenge, make all PM(s) news rank #1 on 5xmom.
12:33 am on November 5th, 2006 11
moo_t – When I achieved that, I will be very rich. LOL. Everyone will be paying me to speak only honey covered words.
Clare – It is my perverted thrill of being ahead of the real sites. Very fun wan, like Da Ma Cai punters looking for my site every gambling days to find ‘predict lucky number’ or ‘da ma cai results’. Muahahaha….
David – Dun play-play, later masuk eat curry rice.
kakteh – Pinging means sending our latest blog posts to a ‘pool’. Not a very good thing also ‘cos sometimes, it attracts the wrong traffic.
iblogtogod – Hehehe, the exhiliration of getting Abang Z fans on my site. Abang Z….
azhan – LOL, of course you know I am joking only, ok? I write for peanuts only. Dua kupang.
samm – PMS-ing mah.
1:47 pm on November 6th, 2006 12
Let’s play the game called Crocodile Tears.
Rules: apologise in a way that the apologies come across as not so apologetic.
e.g. I am very sorry that the Malaysian public is gullible.
I am very sorry that the Malaysian public is unable to understand that my success in life will have a spill over effect on the little man who I help to give wood to build a house, and that they do not understand that the only way to help to contribute to the little man is by helping to help me first.
8:37 am on November 9th, 2006 13
More LIlian! More! Muahahaha!
Er…digress a bit hor, erm…how you capture the screen thingy ah? Apa itu sofwae lu pakai?