Why kinky stuffs like these don’t happen to my boring life? LOL

She is 50 years old. A typical Chinese look, very much like boring ole me. You know…small eyes, regular face, body nothing like Pam Anderson and doing regular job. She is the second wife of someone. Of course, it was allowed by the faith she embraced to be second wife. A legitimate one.

And hear this, she got a 70 years old Tan Sri who is MADLY in love with her. Send her love notes, lingeries in red, black and pink, gifts and he told the world about their affairs. And she is suing him for RM4 million.

Fuwah, is that kinky or what? 70 years old man sending love notes? Like,

Roses are red,

Viagras are blue,

Miss you in bed,

Mana pigi lu?

Or

Drink hot kopi, drink hot teh
Burnt my toupee, Where is Ter?

Aiyor…of course this story is NOT related to my post lah. I love my boring ole life, of course!

14 Replies to “Why kinky stuffs like these don’t happen to my boring life? LOL”

  1. Wingz – this askimet gone mad liao, ate all my comments! Dunno why, after I upgraded to WP 2.0.5

    Sharon – It just pops into my mind. 😛

    Bryan – Yalor, ahsoh like that oso got 70 yrs old tan silly.LOL

  2. AhPek – LOL, and also go for double eyelids surgery hor?

    Wingz – Oi, you have been spamming people or what? Why every komen masuk Askimet spam bin ha? You stalk who? Earl-Ku? Are you the one who tells Earl-Ku it is bad to see Playboy?

  3. Beauty is more than skin deep mah. tiok boh, aunty lillian?

    iblogtogod, a “tan sri” must be nationalistic and patriotic mah. how can a “tan sri” go for foreign women? summore, a “tan sri” can surely afford the demands of a local woman. tiok boh, aunty lillian?

  4. Igot an interesting story to share with other bloggers.This is a real story between Apek and Amoi who coincidentally met a bus station in Kuching Sarawak.They are best friend who have each other for quite sometimes.The conversation goes…….

    Apek: Lu puki mana?(Awak hendak pergi kemana)

    Amoi: Butuhlu(Bintulu,Sarawak)

    Amoi: Lu?(Amoi ask Apek)

    Apek:Puki Bau(Pergi pekan Bau Sarawak

    Actuallly for an Amoi and Apek such language is normal to them, but for us it sounds dirty.

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