Fly me to the moon
Let me sing among those stars
Let me see what spring is like
On jupiter and mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby kiss me
Fill my heart with song
Let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for All
I worship and adore
In other words, please be true In other words,I love you
By Frank Sinatra
And this is our Malaysia Boleh’s version
Fly me to the moon
Let me play batu
‘Cos I sked moon no batu
Nor batik sarong
In other words, make me laugh
In other words, baby kill me (cos it is so embarassing)
Fill my heart with shame
Let me hide for ever more
For I belong to a country who worship and adore (roti canai, teh tarik and batu)
In other words, please be true In other words,
I love you, Malaysia, but don’t act like that
‘Cos Neil Armstrong Never go to the moon, and eat American hotdogs and burgers
Russian astronauts never drink vodka
Save the patriotic act
Save the money
Feed the poor in our kampungs
Roti canai and teh tarik
Use the money to buy batuÂ and build homes for the homeless
17 thoughts on “Fly me to the moon”
How absolutely delicious!! marvelous posting dear and so full of mockery of the Malaysian Culture, lovely lovely!!
Anyway, I’ve launched my new site today with the fist exclusive interview, maybe i should interview you one of this day darling!! The sordid life of the 5xmom? hmmm, lovely idea…
I got it, I got it….eh, but last time they said tak jadi as astronauts mana can eat that type of foot, tak sesuai.
At least when I’m done with my sulking (of not being able to be in the ‘competition’), this can get me to laugh.
But we in the unis are also asked to take part in some of the ‘research’, said to be done by the astronauts in ISS, they gave out a long list. But mainly in medic., so we here not involved. Anyway, I’m eager to know later on the progress.
fantastic the way you change the lyrics.
breaking records and be the first are always in these idiots’ brain, they’ve got nothing better to do. Maybe they should get smashpOp to perform ‘space jump” on board heh ?? that would be awesome !!
The govt is paying for someone’s expensive holiday trip to space! It’s as if we are accomplishing some “keng” that Msian’s should be proud. Here I am, unemployed, pokai, struggling to feed kids, bla, bla, bla. KNN, I cannot accept that I paid money to the govt(tax) to fund such b***sh*t! I would have preferred if they had given my money away to the poor.
Pssst, do you think we can get Mawi to sing your song ar?? 😛
HEHEHEHE, that’s Malaysia for you, a case of “Malaysia Boleh” again 😛
Fly me to the moon
Let me play your ku ku
â€˜Cos I sked in the moon no nen ku
Nor ahmoi yang tak pakai batik sarong atau baju.
pecah itu mahligai di kampung Port Klang, kutip small small batu and build more mini little houses around Bolehland for poor people =)
I am so tempter, 5xmom wanna open a new chapter in wikipedia for the space program?
Take this URL
Ok guys to be fair a bit, about the money, they say it is not from the “Perbendaharaan”, it is already in the package when we, I mean the gov. decided to buy those Russian fighter jets. So, IMHO, takkan la nak tolak anything that can be another case of “Malaysia Boleh”;)
I really love your new lyrics. It should be the new Malaysian song of the year and you deserve an Oscar.
lilian can sing!
lol go record a CD!
mama23beas: Agree as reported ‘that the money is not from the “Perbendaharaan”, but from the purchase package of the fighter jets’ – well, I dont think the Russians are so dumb not to inflate the total purchase price just to accomodate our Bolehnaut to play games in the ISS. And no prize for guessing who’s footing the bill!
I replied THREE times but my comments all gone missing ‘cos of the KNNMCB internet line!!! Grr….
Mr. Beh 🙂 – mama23beas is one of the earlier finalists in the astronaut programme, a doctorate in geology (I think) and we were cheering her on to go on the moon and plant our breastfeeding support flag. Hehehe…but she got pregnant when the selection was on.
Since Malaysia is not doing research that will get us Nobel prizes, we are going for the Ig Nobel prize instead. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ig_Nobel_Prize. Malaysia Boleh!!
Tau tak per!! Experiments:
American= Roast Marshmallows on Mars.
Russian= Play Roulette on Haleys Comet.
That woman joking or what, I could’ve sworn it is the 1st day of April today. How-lah to teh tarik in Zero Gravity???
Must be more practical Experiments… How KKC inflates in outer space.
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