Kids (i.e. you are 50 yrs old and below, you fall into this category, ok?), are you supervising your parents and what programme they watch on TV? Do you remember when you were much smaller and they always nagged you not to watch this show, not to watch that show, don’t sit so near the TV, don’t watch violent movie, go and study, do homework etc etc?
Well, let me teach you. Now is the time to revenge and rebel. Time for you to nag them back! Tell them how bad moral it is. Nag them they musn’t watch bad example series. Tell them, ‘Hellllooooo, get real, that is bullsh*ts you are watching.” (maybe not in this tone, a bit polite, ok?)
Do you notice how many foreign soap operas are there on our RTM1 and RTM2? You know…the telenovela that Simon so likes to blog about? It usually involves triangle love and stuffs like that. Or how about our local Astana Impian? I bet our sortan of klang got the idea from there. Where people wear Kuaci sunglasses and drive Be-em-lap-liu.
Just this afternoon, there was this soap opera (names fictional ‘cos I do not know what show it is):
Sexy woman walked into the office.
“Oh George”, hugs each other, carressing…..
“I can’t go on like this. I think Andy is suspecting something.” (Andy is the brother of George)
Kiss, kiss, carress butts.
“What do you want me to do? Stay away from you, Sophia?”
“Noo….” Melt into George’s embrace…..
“I think we should be more discreet. Andy is very vindictive. The other time, he framed Benjamin when he suspected something.”
WTF? How many men you curi makan with, Sophia? You know hor…..on lazy afternoons like these, thousands and millions of housewives are watching. They learn bad moral, wei. If they watch these sorts of series too much, soon, the gas man, the butcher, the fishmonger will also appear attractive to all these silais (housewives lah). Then, I tell you, habis lah.
So, chewren….remember to supervise your mama and papa and monitor the shows they see hor? It is your way of getting back to them because they disallowed you to watch Ultraman and Hawaii-Five-O when you were small.
*muahahahar!!!!! I shall spend my time on the PC, thank you very much.* And I will stay away from the ‘drama’ of the moment. Where keris is being flail around, people throwing mud and clowns like that. I dare not tune in or else….you will get hourly rant from me.