You can’t sit down in front of the TV without being assaulted by those stupid ads like, “SMS 1313-aku-tadak-hotak-888 kepada Dunia Mawi”. Or ‘Find out which type of monster you are by sending SMS to 1-300-I-am-a-total-idiot-888″.
Then, there is those never ending ticker tape, you know….those little lines moving below where subtitles are on the TV screen? My TV is only 14 inches so with all those moronics SMS-es like, ‘Apokabor?’ and ‘xsdar ke?’ etc etc, it looks like a whole colony of ants crawling across the screen. (ok, dun buy into my lie of 14 inches TV ok? but those sms-es are real)
But of course, there is none as stupiak as those who congregated to protest based on SMS alone. Protest what lah. I still remember waiting for him to sail into Langkawi. I remembered how proud I was as a Malayisian back then. The Government put him on the pedestal. His story is in our school textbook. But look what happened now? People wanna stone the devil just based on a hoax SMS.
However, where are those people who are supposed to watch out and beware when the country or maybe the world biggest heist of microchips was carried out? An anon. SMS was sent out. No one bothers. Cheh, malu nyerrr. But wait a minute. Did they say world biggest? Wah, this calls for yet another Guinness Book of World records. Aww…this is so exciting. *clasps hands and rubs in excitment* Is Hollywood going to do a movie based on this? You know…in a land far away….where majority of small brains live, many are mesmerised by an SMS ringtone and all fell into the sea like the Pipe-Piper and the rats.
So, chewren….don’t ever get suckered into sending all those SMS craps. Use it to buy lollipop, give it to the beggar, throw it into the wish pond, SMS to your grandmas instead or whatever. Just don’t let some buggers get rich from your parents’ hard earned money. And it is so uncool to SMS Dunia Mawi, ok?