You can smell the Malaysia general election in the air when…
Posted on December 13th, 2006 by Lilian • Filed under: Humor
a bunch of politicians are ready to sweat it out in the hot sun, under a small tent, outside my apartment unit guard house at 12 noon with smiling faces.
I had wanted to take a photo of them the other day but I was in a rush to go out. Moreover, I was taking my DSLR camera so it is too eye-catching to do so. But it is nice to see there are people who are willing to stand in the hot, hot, hot, killing, burning sun to greet us residents with a smiling face, ever ready to help and serve. (duh)
The dacing flapped in the air. The machine to check our constituency on the table and they are ready to pounce on anyone who go near to grab our votes. I am not from this area where I am living but somewhere far far away. Been thinking of changing over here but too lazy to go near over friendly people. Maybe I can bring them some ‘End of the Word, The End is Near’ leaflets I picked up from those scary Christian evangelists (no, not my own church but some freakish travelling angmohs who speak Mandarin). Maybe if they get too chummy, I take out those leaflets and preach end times to them? LOL. Sure to get them to faster faster get their job of changing my address and waving bye-bye to me.
***If you will please excuse my typing errors because I am not wearing my contacts right now. I am typing with my ‘feel’ only. Lately, I haven’t been using contacts lenses that often due to fear of getting an eye infection again. After reading all those scary news, one can never be too sure. ****
Now I just wonder, if I decide to take up politics and run under independent party, what symbol shall I use. Bull’s head have been taken. Umbrella too. How about auntie’s panty? You think can ah? BTW, when is the next general elections? 2008 right?