Faster faster go buy the pussy willows which just arrived from China. On sale at Tesco, RM17.88 per bunch, 6 ft tall, 12 stalks in a bunch. Very fresh, very big pussies. LOL. Tiongkok lai eh pussy. Fai tit, fai tit.
Got my atm grumbled, grumbled, grumbled when I went shrieking, “THE PUSSY WILLOW IS HERE. I WANT TO BUY!!!!!” He pushed the thing around along with the shopping cart and grumbled, grumbled, grumbled somemore because 6 ft long is so freaking long and risk poking the other shoppers eyes, ok? Then, we forgot that we were driving his colleague’s Kelisa. And we had to fit this 6 ft sticks with fragile flowers like cotton buds into a Kelisa. Imagine that. From the boot right up to the windscreen, that length. When we got home, it was raining cats and dogs and more grumbles…..
Don’t care lah, grumble also grumble lah. My house got good fengshui wan. You see the first pic? The bluish back ground behind the pussy willows? That is a ‘hill-water’ (san-sui) painting. Good for money luck but must place on the left side of your home. Unless you do business, then, put it on your right side. Use the door, inside looking out, to determine your left and right.
And the above is the 3 ft high ceramic vase. See the birds? That one for couple togetherness wan. See the huge red moutan flower? That one to ignite the romance wan….But don’t believe any of these, ok? I just happened to have them ‘cos they were gifts from ex-colleagues only, ok?
Now I must go find my red red Chinese New Year dangling things to hang. Sure annoy the hell out of everyone at home ‘cos those things are going to tickle, poke, got into their eyes when they sat on the couch watching TV. Ahh…Chinese New Year mood is here.
And to those who wanted to know where I got the pink, flying, flowers…It is the Andy Beard snowfall, Wordpress plugin. (download link changed to here) I changed his snowflake .gif file to pink colour. I want to make gold coins but I don’t know how to make .gif file that small. You can make the thing fall right to the bottom of your page but I didn’t do it, just leave it fall down to the top screen ‘cos it is annoying as we read.
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1:23 pm on January 21st, 2007 1
Cool stuff, I will have a look at making you some coins or dollar signs.
Talking of plugins, you might want to try out the Feedburner Replacement Plugin over at Ordered List
It will redirect subscribers of http://chanlilian.net/feed/ to your feedburner feed.
I am sure you have lots more than the few subscribers currently showing and that will help you join them all up to one feed.
2:18 pm on January 21st, 2007 2
wah so fast you bought it edy ar? this shit need to be put in ice water wan to make last long and just in time to blossom for cny …
2:18 pm on January 21st, 2007 3
am i rite?
4:07 pm on January 21st, 2007 4
gold coins falling..chai sen tau!! hehe i like the idea …
5:13 pm on January 21st, 2007 5
Eve – That will be a nice addition, ya?
earl-ku – Nolah, need to add water only but after they bloom like cotton buds, better stop or else the white flowers will keep growing into caterpillar flowers. Ver geli. Last time, mine grow leaves and root even.
Andy – Thank you for dropping by! I enjoy your plugin very much, as you can see. I had tried the plugin but I think I must have done something wrong with my feedburner account. LOL, I am happy with four readers. I had just burnt a new feed and hope it works.
5:41 pm on January 21st, 2007 6
Now that’s really money drops from the sky. LoL…
5:47 pm on January 21st, 2007 7
Bryan – Yes, yes, yes, Andy said he will look into that.
6:01 pm on January 21st, 2007 8
kiong hee huat jai!
8:56 pm on January 21st, 2007 9
Lilian, check out my website at http://www.travelpenang.com/ . I am using the same plugin by Andy but I have the coins falling down now. Really like money falling down from the sky. Hahahaha. Choy shen dou
. In Chinese New Year mood now.
9:29 am on January 22nd, 2007 10
I am just testing this. Seems like your Mr. Akismet and my Mr. Akismet is at war. Your Mr. Akismet takes out my comments here, and my Mr. Akismet takes out your comments at my place!
9:30 am on January 22nd, 2007 11
See? they haven’t made up yet. Wanna to have “table talk” ah?
9:40 am on January 22nd, 2007 12
Interesting Pussy..I mean Pussy Willows
hehehehe
10:42 am on January 22nd, 2007 13
believe it or not
i’ve never been to tesos in penang… never!!! just too far away for me considerign that i stay in the north
1:23 pm on January 22nd, 2007 14
i had this plugin just in time for xmas last year. but i din know you can play around with the gif file. I’m only less than 3 mths old blogger leh. so, dun stone me hor…. i copy u can?
5:54 pm on January 22nd, 2007 15
ayam beg! ayam beg ledi!
i bet you had a lot of fun writing that first 2 paragraph hor?
3:19 pm on February 5th, 2007 16
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