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January 26th, 2007 at 6:39 pm

Pregnancy inducing ‘drug’

» by Lilian in: Family

Ok, ok, today I am going to help the country to boost its population. I will heed our PM’s call for five-a-family. After all, I am very patriotic, right?

So, all you guys, better hang on to your family marbles. Sure you can resist or not? See the photo already, faster-faster go home and tell your wife, ‘I want a baby and I want it now!’ And the ladies, I know you are going goo-goo and gaa-gaa and the siren clanging ‘Make me pregnant, make me pregnant!’

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most adorable, healthy, cutest, sweetest, most handsome, beautiful, chubby baby with sparkling eyes, beautiful skin and drools. My breastfed baby. Taken in September 2003.

Damn…I want to get pregnant too. But I can’t anymore. So how?

Eh, what are you doing here, still reading? Go make babies lah!

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  • terence
    6:42 pm on January 26th, 2007 1

    Huh, like that also can ar??? Not turned on also. *cabut*

  • Lilian
    6:44 pm on January 26th, 2007 2

    terence - yr biological clock ticking away ler. sei ler, i haven’t reply yr email hor.

  • pelf
    7:03 pm on January 26th, 2007 3

    You don’t ask your unwed readers to “go make babies”, do you?!! Hahhaha…

  • terence
    7:22 pm on January 26th, 2007 4

    Wei, banner says NO SEX liao but the past few post related to sex leh. I report you ar!

  • Erina Law
    7:43 pm on January 26th, 2007 5

    Hahaha!!! Making and during the pregnancy period is fun and enjoying - provided everything goes on smoothly. Like me, aiyoh! For first 5 mths, i vormit like nobody business, pening and no apetite. After that, baru ok. Off course, the other half will normally give us what we want punya. Hahaha…… Lawrence is lucky coz i never look for food at odd hour or asking him to tapau food that is located far far away. The moment I afraid most is entering the theater room. Lilian, I lagi not go for normal birth leh. Kena dipotong wor. 1st baby full sleep and 2nd baby I am alert. I were not ready during that time. Wah lau!!! Kheng sei ngoh loh… Lawrence almost fainted …….. heheheh……… he will tell ppl abt his experience whoever ask him abt it. But honestly, growing together with the kids are also a fun time. You definately understand what i say abt. Like you and Matthew lor. I love seeing him.

  • wuching
    7:52 pm on January 26th, 2007 6

    i go make babies now..

  • QuaVadis
    8:18 pm on January 26th, 2007 7

    Go Wuching!! Go Make Babies!! QUickly before its too late!! hehehehe

    As for me..not yet lah..factory hasn’t been declared open yet, as the other partner has not been found to operate a factory together with..can’t exactly make my own by myself hehehehe

  • Catatouille
    8:53 pm on January 26th, 2007 8

    But unfortunately babies don’t stay like that forever hor? Future monsters in disguise, haha!

  • Clare
    9:45 pm on January 26th, 2007 9

    Go wuching go! Gambateh!
    Anyway, me same case as Qua Vadis lor…

  • Shooi
    9:55 pm on January 26th, 2007 10

    If i don already have a cute baby now…i think your “drug” most probably will work on me ..hehehe

  • Samm
    9:58 pm on January 26th, 2007 11

    I want…. i want…. i want a girl this time. twins also ok!!!

    Aiyo, damn cutesy lah, dat pic…. priceless!!!!

  • zyrin
    10:19 pm on January 26th, 2007 12

    comelnyerrrr!!!! eeekkkk!!!!

    but what to do? like some of your readers commented… FACTORY NOT OPEN!

  • siamese farker
    12:25 am on January 27th, 2007 13

    the process of making it (babies i mean!!!hahah) surely fun la..and somemore hor by having sex-ercise can make you loose weight one ler… shiok + healthy at same time…but hor, ponder on this..you spend the first two years of your life teaching them (your kids la) to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up…got fun meh?

    Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your own children….hehehe..deep hor…and am sure this statement has put a smile on your face ler…

  • anonymous
    12:33 am on January 27th, 2007 14

    huh…? i wondered if our Ringgit Malaysia is getting smaller or growing …

    living cost is rising, how come an ordinary couple can have extra babies? Frown

  • Lyza
    1:02 am on January 27th, 2007 15

    Eh … u think easy ah to make babies !!! Big Smile)) It takes more that THAT to make babies u know………. Big Smile))

  • simon
    11:05 am on January 27th, 2007 16

    omg, how CUTE is that kid?! *pinches cheeks*

  • msaufong
    12:03 pm on January 27th, 2007 17

    yeap..baby growing too fast liao…sekejap oledi reach the age of kek si parents..haha…don’t dare to make baby now..make fun can lah..LOL

  • eve
    1:10 pm on January 27th, 2007 18

    Just delivered a baby boy , a month ago..my second..making baby easy la..but take care susah lor..

  • ivy
    2:01 pm on January 27th, 2007 19

    been trying for the last few months. no sound no picture yet…..

  • cili
    6:58 pm on January 27th, 2007 20

    I also wanna make baby but how ….. make baby need partner wor Frown

  • allthingspurple
    7:46 pm on January 27th, 2007 21

    i want, i want, but my gynae just kept quiet when i ask him. After his 2 minute’s pause, i pester him with same ques again, he said not encouraged wor. i still dont want to acknowledge my age ler. maybe will try despite all odds

  • Kevin
    12:56 am on January 28th, 2007 22

    Cute baby, I wish my girl can lift up her head like that and let me take a proper photo.

  • Sloggi
    1:07 am on January 28th, 2007 23

    Planning for number 2 already, but cannot get pregnant yet coz we’re moving in a few months’ time. Old people believe women should not be pregnant when moving homes. So in order to avoid conflict, better follow what old people say.

  • Lilian
    2:21 pm on January 28th, 2007 24

    Wuah..I just induced 23 people to get pregnant! Hahaha.

    Those not married yet, no partner yet, never mind lah…go find one.

    Good luck to those who are trying. Babies don’t come at our expectations.

    Read my post here:
    http://www.mymomsbest.com/daily/index.php/2007/01/25/how-i-got-pregnant-with-birth-control-pill/

  • Bernard
    2:50 pm on January 28th, 2007 25

    Make that 24. Lillian. LOL. Wink

  • Lilian
    2:04 pm on January 29th, 2007 26

    Go Bernard, go! Razz Rajin-rajin berusaha sehingga tercapai visi 2020.

 

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