There is this advertisement from Kentucky Fried Chicken, you know….Colonel Sanders…blek, if you don’t know what is KFC, then, you wouldn’t be reading my blog, eh? Ok, about this advertisement. They are promoting their new Alaskan Fish burger or something like that.
So, in the TV ad, there were these two guys on a park’s bench. One of them was eating a fish burger. And around them, pussies everywhere. Cats, I mean. Brown pussy, black pussy, white pussy, gray pussy…ok, ok, that’s enough of SEO *smacks self*. The cats were so adorable and they were meowing away while the guys was eating.
This is the burger. You can get a 1024 pixel pic by clicking here. It is bigger than your head. Hehehe. I had been hankering for it for almost a week and finally popped by KFC. KFC here is housed in a heritage building from the English colonial time. There are nice children’s playground with swings too.
And what da fish? I didn’t read the fine lines, didn’t hear the jingle. So, I have this yummy looking burger with an Alaskan name. And Alaska means Western, right? The biggest state in America, on the toppest north.
Oh yeah, KFC also claimed their burger is 30% bigger than McDonalds. Ok, they didn’t say it out loud but we know they are comparing with Fillet O’ Fish. So, I was expecting it to taste like Fillet O’Fish.
But it turned out to taste like an Alaskan married to a Thai with some Malaysian genes! The sauce is exactly like asam pedas minus the spiciness. There is a strong taste of lemon grass and resemble tom yam a bit. By the time I finished the burger, I still can’t tune my brain to match the wavelength of Alaskan plus Thai plus Malaysian. Verdict? I am not ever going to trust all these promos again. Oh ya, KFC taunted us with ‘Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.’ Gerenti sedap. Puadah…I am not going to bring a half eaten burger and tell them I want my money back. My face water (image) is worth more than RM7.20, ok? Too bad there are no cats around or else I would feed it to them.
Eh, think can get sued by KFC anot ah?