Markers of a relationship in the form of shits and farts
by Lilian ~ February 13th, 2007. Filed under: Family, Humor.Enough of me babbling about the blog anniversary. Let’s get on with some relationship matters. You know you have a chummy friend when the two of you can talk about the kind of shits you deposited.
However, in real life, it is not that easy to say it straight face. But over on MSN, it can range from :
**Waitaminit, I sikap
**BRB, I go pangsai first
**Sorry, I orsi just now
**Eh, you pangsai liao? LOL
**Yalah, now that you mentioned it, I am going again…3rd time
Or….
**Wuah…I drank this ginger tea and my farts cannot stop, like machine gun likedat
**Chey…the curry mee I ate this morning gives smelly farts
**If the internet can transmits smell, I sure fart into my laptop to let you pengsan
So, back to physical relationships. If the two of you, as a couple, are not comfortable talking about shits and farts, then, you are not ready to take the next step. I must say that you ought to be comfortable enough with each other up to this level before you can think of committing to each other.
Another wise theory from the 5xmom, your neighbourly, good, friendly and influential blogger.
So….lu pangsai ah boey? Dah berak?
February 13th, 2007 at 8:17 am
Talk shit is not just for relationship only. I use it on my colleagues all the time. No shit. Shit lah you. Don’t give me that shit. I’m not going to clean up his shit. Aahh, shit lah. LOL.
February 13th, 2007 at 8:37 am
You just reminded me of my good friend where halfway through phone conversation, we can comfortably excuse ourselves to go pangsai. After that, we will even describe the texture of our latest deposits.
February 13th, 2007 at 8:59 am
ingat lagi my fren kenneth tan ask which texture best, “bulat bulat seketul” or “one long stretch” hhahahahah!!
anyway i’m chili sos deprived. sini tarak laa mau beli online 6 minggu baru sampai. haiyooooo.. kari tarak cili sos pun tarak!!
February 13th, 2007 at 9:08 am
So familiar one this post. Anyway, I just pang’ed’.
February 13th, 2007 at 9:46 am
Wah pangsai liao…early this morning after breakfast hahaha
Actually, I pangsai quite easily one, asal masuk, mesti keluar an hour later
February 13th, 2007 at 10:01 am
other half would let out a fart n i would sniff dramatically and say “hmmmm wangi….” but how come we stil argue a lot?
February 13th, 2007 at 10:56 am
can talk abt pangsai and pangphui, no problem one. but when talk about wedding bells, my bf is all freaked out. how? -_-
February 13th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Hmm… Can collect fart in bathtub into plastic bag and give as Valentine’s present…
February 13th, 2007 at 11:38 am
dui,kek sai now…. …. going…
February 13th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Wuah!!! All this sai talk make me wanna pangsai now…
Well, when he farted, i’ll just said “wah u eat kari just now ar” or “wei, dun kill me with that poisonous gas la”
Sometimes when my bro farted silently I said, “THAT’s a silent killer!” or “Go fart near mum” LOL!!!
Aduh!!! Gek sai liao…
*dash to toilet, zha dong geng (bomb Tokyo)*
February 13th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
And while I am there, let me try to see if I can keep farts in plastic bag and maintain the ‘fragrance’ or not.
February 13th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Grats, seems most of the commenters are free from constipation problem