// The Obnoxious 5xmom

*ring ring ring*
Check caller ID. [Dr.HM Goh]
Thought to self. Die! My nephew calling! How lah.
Nephew : Ah yee-yee…eh, my staff told me you are pregnant? She read your blog and sms me. We are now in Sitiawan (just arrived from Penang)
Me: *mumbled, mumbled, mumbled*
Nephew : My mother (5xmom’s oldest sister) [...]

Please don’t congratulate me yet. I am awfully afraid that I may not end up with what I should. As you know pregnancy for a woman my age is awfully dangerous. But what to do….

Earl-ku and SK asked if I want a girl this time? Yes, why not? I love pink so much…

They have….

Lala

Super crunchy butter prawns

Some live garoupa

Damn fragrant fresh fa-hai (flower crabs) caught fresh from the sea.
And I eat…

brocolli wor….. which my son said looks like my hair style. KNN, lu ciakap manyak hor?

and these leftovers mushroom and young corn.

So, this place knows I need this noose. See? So considerate of them, rite? [...]

You know hor…it is Cheng Beng tomorrow. And if you read my previous years post, I get extremely stressed each year. No one can understands so shaddap and don’t ask.

I already counted myself good that I never rant about any IBS matters this year. I still haven’t decide if I am going [...]

I am very touched to see the way Zewt handles his mom’s death. She passed away suddenly about a week ago. He has picked up the pieces and actually took over her task of cooking for his family. If I am not mistaken, Zewt is a Christian but he has [...]

Therefore, if anyone wants to berterus-terang, for goodness sake, find a better time lah. I got feelings wan, you know.

You know hor, we live in this tiny island. Everywhere you go, sure got people you know bump into you. Therefore, if you want to do what-what with someone, better don’t try it on the island. Like for example lah, you want to bring your yee-lai go some motel, I gerenti you [...]