What is meme? Meme is a baton. That you pass online from person to person. A socialising thingie that people with no life do, or people who are popular get tagged with. Eheh, you are free to see it either way. I do it cos it is good for my Technorati rank, it keeps other happy, it makes me feel important because someone actually know me and because I am so mind-f*cked, I can’t think straight. Why lah? ‘Cos I was greedy and had written dunno how many posts, paid and unpaid.
This meme comes from that bacteria, antraxxxxx of The Santuacry. Forgive my spellings cos I said already, my mind is totally messed up.
The High 5 meme
Part 1: On the Outside
Name : 5xmom
Date of Birth :7 September (year up to you)
Current Status : What status? I got so many kids already, sure kahwin adi lah.
Eye Colour : Dark Brown
Hair Colour : White, black, brown
Righty or Lefty : Sorry, I can’t differentiate right from left cos I cacat otak but mine is regular side lah.
Zodiac Sign : TheVirgin
Part 2: On the Inside
Your Heritage : Hainanese and SingNing (I dunno what is SingNing, but they speak like Catonese, only more horrible)
Your Fear : Fear? What? You are talking to 5xmom wokay?
Your Weakness: Weakness? What weakness?
Your Perfect Pizza : Blek
Eh, never ask what colour is the underwear and bra meh? Inside mah.
Part 3: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up : Let’s see if I have any paid posts to write.
Today â€“ Ditto
Tomorrow â€“ Ditto jugak. But maybe I pray first before I see got money to earn, can?
(yayaya, I know I am pathetic and have no thoughts for anything else but money. But writing for money keeps me sane.)
Your bedtime : Yesterday â€“ around 2.45 am. â€“
Today â€“Now only 2.19 am, maybe another hour or two
Tomorrow â€“ I only sleep at 3 am at the earliest. Cilaka, why you want to know lah?
Your most missed memory : Don’t get the question? Missed memory? You mean do I miss something or someone and it is in my memory?
Yesterday â€“ Same thing
Today â€“ Going to be worse, a lot worse, die liao, how?
Part 4: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke : Cock can? You know….Sirap mani s cap ayam jantan?
McDees or Burger King : Oi, Penang got no Burger King lah, I vegetarian, dun tempt me, wokay?
Single or Group Dates : Want me to die ah? I married adi. How many times must tell u? But hor, single or group, sap sap sui lah. Apa pun boleh. Online, mobile, one-to-one, gang bang, hampalang sarrrrtt….
Adidas or Nike : Nike! Not the shoes, the tagline.
Lipton Tea or Nestea : Niamah, what sort of sick meme is this. I don’t drink tea cos it is too difficult to make.
Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate but only on rainy days and in bed.
Cappucino or Coffee : Only expresso. Others are for Ah Kuas.
Part 5: Do Youâ€¦
Smoke : Nope, I don’t need that.
Curse : Of course lah, niamah, cheebye, why you want to know ah? KNN, MPK. Far-Q
Part 6: In the Past Month
Drank alcohol : Got….plenty but not enough to give me liver cancer.
Gone to the mall : Sure lah, if not go where somemore.
Been on stage : Ya, does chasing my toddler to get down, counts?
Eaten sushi : Oi, this meme sponsored by Sisshi Queen or what?
Dyed your hair: Got…all the time cos I got the hair dyes free from L’Oreal cos I am one of their 8 most dunno what women. Forget liao, dye too much hair, brain cells died.
Part 10: What Were You Doing?
1 minute ago : Niamah, cussing whoever come up with this meme.
1 hour ago : Earning money, lots of it, three figures in USD? An chuah, kam buan ah boi? Satisfied?
4 1/2 hours ago : Had cybersex? Satisfied? Oi why do you want to know. Blardy hell. Stupid meme.
1 month ago : Stupid, go check my blog lah. I got it in archive. Whoever check already, post a comment and tell me?
1 year ago : Ditto above. (tell me in your own sentence)
Part 11: Finish The Sentence
I love : Ah Kau
I feel : like drinking Oh Kau
I hate : it when I cannot get it kau-kau.
I hide : when it becomes siao kau
I miss : Ah Kau
I need : Oh Kau
Part 12: Tag 5 People
Five ah? I don’t think so. I don’t want to risk losing five friends. Cos this meme is so stupid, I don’t think anyone will take it except crazy people like me. But it is rather fun, so just take it and tell me when you do it.