Mind-f*ck so I do meme

What is meme? Meme is a baton. That you pass online from person to person. A socialising thingie that people with no life do, or people who are popular get tagged with. Eheh, you are free to see it either way. I do it cos it is good for my Technorati rank, it keeps other happy, it makes me feel important because someone actually know me and because I am so mind-f*cked, I can’t think straight. Why lah? ‘Cos I was greedy and had written dunno how many posts, paid and unpaid.

This meme comes from that bacteria, antraxxxxx of The Santuacry. Forgive my spellings cos I said already, my mind is totally messed up.

The High 5 meme

Part 1: On the Outside
Name : 5xmom
Date of Birth :7 September (year up to you)
Current Status : What status? I got so many kids already, sure kahwin adi lah.

Eye Colour : Dark Brown
Hair Colour : White, black, brown
Righty or Lefty : Sorry, I can’t differentiate right from left cos I cacat otak but mine is regular side lah.
Zodiac Sign : TheVirgin

Part 2: On the Inside
Your Heritage : Hainanese and SingNing (I dunno what is SingNing, but they speak like Catonese, only more horrible)

Your Fear : Fear? What? You are talking to 5xmom wokay?

Your Weakness: Weakness? What weakness?

Your Perfect Pizza : Blek

Eh, never ask what colour is the underwear and bra meh? Inside mah.

Part 3: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow

Your thoughts first waking up : Let’s see if I have any paid posts to write.

Today – Ditto

Tomorrow – Ditto jugak. But maybe I pray first before I see got money to earn, can?

(yayaya, I know I am pathetic and have no thoughts for anything else but money. But writing for money keeps me sane.)

Your bedtime : Yesterday – around 2.45 am. –

Today –Now only 2.19 am, maybe another hour or two

Tomorrow – I only sleep at 3 am at the earliest. Cilaka, why you want to know lah?

Your most missed memory : Don’t get the question? Missed memory? You mean do I miss something or someone and it is in my memory?

Yesterday – Same thing

Today – Going to be worse, a lot worse, die liao, how?

Part 4: Your Pick

Pepsi or Coke : Cock can? You know….Sirap mani s cap ayam jantan?

McDees or Burger King : Oi, Penang got no Burger King lah, I vegetarian, dun tempt me, wokay?

Single or Group Dates : Want me to die ah? I married adi. How many times must tell u? But hor, single or group, sap sap sui lah. Apa pun boleh. Online, mobile, one-to-one, gang bang, hampalang sarrrrtt….

Adidas or Nike : Nike! Not the shoes, the tagline.

Lipton Tea or Nestea : Niamah, what sort of sick meme is this. I don’t drink tea cos it is too difficult to make.

Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate but only on rainy days and in bed.

Cappucino or Coffee : Only expresso. Others are for Ah Kuas.

Part 5: Do You…

Smoke : Nope, I don’t need that.

Curse : Of course lah, niamah, cheebye, why you want to know ah? KNN, MPK. Far-Q

Part 6: In the Past Month

Drank alcohol : Got….plenty but not enough to give me liver cancer.

Gone to the mall : Sure lah, if not go where somemore.

Been on stage : Ya, does chasing my toddler to get down, counts?

Eaten sushi : Oi, this meme sponsored by Sisshi Queen or what?

Dyed your hair: Got…all the time cos I got the hair dyes free from L’Oreal cos I am one of their 8 most dunno what women. Forget liao, dye too much hair, brain cells died.

Part 10: What Were You Doing?

1 minute ago : Niamah, cussing whoever come up with this meme.

1 hour ago : Earning money, lots of it, three figures in USD? An chuah, kam buan ah boi? Satisfied?

4 1/2 hours ago : Had cybersex? Satisfied? Oi why do you want to know. Blardy hell. Stupid meme.

1 month ago : Stupid, go check my blog lah. I got it in archive. Whoever check already, post a comment and tell me?

1 year ago : Ditto above. (tell me in your own sentence)

Part 11: Finish The Sentence

I love : Ah Kau

I feel : like drinking Oh Kau

I hate : it when I cannot get it kau-kau.

I hide : when it becomes siao kau

I miss : Ah Kau

I need : Oh Kau

Part 12: Tag 5 People

Five ah? I don’t think so. I don’t want to risk losing five friends. Cos this meme is so stupid, I don’t think anyone will take it except crazy people like me. But it is rather fun, so just take it and tell me when you do it.

8 thoughts on “Mind-f*ck so I do meme

  1. A meme is defined as an idea, project, statement or even a question that is posted by one blog and responded to by other blogs. Although the term encompasses much of the natural flow of communication in the Blogosphere, there are active bloggers and blog sites that are dedicated to the creation of memes on a regular basis. In simple terms its a viral encapsulated idea, with built-in feedback loop.

  2. “I don’t drink tea cos it is too difficult to make.”

    i don’t know why but this line really made me laugh. Probably because I just made tea, poured myself a cup and sat down to read your blog.

  3. Hahahahaha!!!!!!

    This stupid meme and your hilarious answers….
    Can I link to this part of your blog so that I can read over and over again when I needed laughter and when I need to know how to scold people?


  4. OMG.. This is sooo hilarious! Luckily I wasn’t eating or drinking when I was reading this, otherwise I’d have to fork out $$$ to get a new laptop!

  5. *hand’s up*… i remember : you went shopping and your kids took photos of the middle finger. Right or not?

    Hahaha.. ok .. i checked. Hilarious.

  6. To be honest, you are one of the few person who known my nick as bacteria. Other people insist on calling me virus. I told them my nick is bacteria and they go “what’s the difference?”

    *faints* Too Lan!

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