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March 3rd, 2007 at 1:00 am

Happy Chap Goh Meh in advance

» by Lilian in: Uncategorized

Alrighty, Chinese New Year is going to be over. If you haven’t collect enough angpows, you only have Saturday and Sunday to claim them.

Remember to eat some pengat to end the celebration with a sweet ending.

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If you are single, desperately seeking husband, go do yourself a favour. Go throw oranges into the sea when the moon was at its brightest and make a wish – tim kam chua hor ang which means throw oranges get good husband. If you bachelor, go throw a drum inside. But wait, get those Indian drums where the middle is thinner. If you go throw the whole bu lang sai (lion dance) round drum and you get a wife as round, don’t blame me wokay?

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Ya hor, talk about lion dance, there is going to be a 100 lions (or is it 1,000) lion dance event in Melaka or something. But I am not sure the date is this weekend or next weekend.

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So, let’s wish our little piggie farewell. It has been a good Chinese New Year for me ‘cos I don’t do a thing of Chinese New Year this year. Nice!

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I have also survived more than a week on vegetarian foods. Now you see it (those obscence prawns and squids) and now, you

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don’t ‘cos they have all been removed. Arrggh…I hope I don’t go crazy by week two, doing these sort of things. Removing temptations. I ate a bowl of what I considered food but what my toddler referred as vomit.

So, have a happy Chap Goh Meh and may you enjoy this Chinese Valentine’s full moon night. Watch our for wolves, ladies. And men, watch out for blood-sucking wuleiching.

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  • Erin Lim
    2:08 am on March 3rd, 2007 1

    HAHA!
    nice t-shirt!

  • dylan
    2:30 am on March 3rd, 2007 2

    Chap Goh Meh is this Sunday ryte and it falls on the 15th day of the Lunar Calendar?

  • simmie
    2:45 am on March 3rd, 2007 3

    Happy Chap Goh Meh!!!! Wow, I can’t believe Chinese New Year is almost over!!!

  • earl-ku
    7:16 am on March 3rd, 2007 4

    errr the oranges can help ar?

    never tried, the only directioni can throw is someones head … will it work ar?

  • suituapui
    8:22 am on March 3rd, 2007 5

    Happy Chap Goh Mei, Lilian!!! And Happy Valentine’s Day – Chinese style not to you…..to ur eldest son!!! LOL!!!

  • Ah Pek
    10:59 am on March 3rd, 2007 6

    IT’s 1000 Lions in Melaka!! 1000 drums and cymbals. I don’t I want to go. They are going to create an earthquake with all that sound!!

  • Sin Ling
    12:58 pm on March 3rd, 2007 7

    Hi 5xmom, first time here, love your blog, i am here to wish you happy chap Goh Mei, hope everything will be going fine for you this year, pretty always, i want to throw oranges… :D

  • narrowband
    1:48 pm on March 3rd, 2007 8

    OK now where can I get cheap drums..

  • Lisan
    6:03 pm on March 3rd, 2007 9

    so , during the bloggers meet, you gimme belated angpau can arh? LOL.

  • marsha
    9:48 pm on March 3rd, 2007 10

    ha ha ha…happy chap gor me to you too, Lilian. Your humor is infectious…as always! You’ll live without the meat lah, don’t worry! Keep fit keep fit mah!

  • Jessica
    10:45 pm on March 3rd, 2007 11

    Lol, oranges? My mom would ask why am I wasting good oranges for. I could just tell her “You want sam pou chai, then lemme throw la!!” But actually just trying to avoid eating those oranges gone rotten XD Anyways happy Chap Goh Mei 5Xmom :P

  • Clare
    11:22 pm on March 3rd, 2007 12

    Happy Chap Goh Meh Auntie…
    I’ll eat the orange instead than throw them down the river. Hahaha!

  • cili
    12:05 am on March 4th, 2007 13

    Hey lilian, Happy Happy Chap Goh Mei …. I’m glad Lunar New Year is almost over, very pokai year ‘hug hug’

  • Narrowband.org » Dragon and Lion Dances in Petaling Street
    6:59 pm on March 4th, 2007 14

    [...] New Year. In Malaysia, it’s popularly known as the Chap Goh Meh (also a chance for you to end your singlehood drought). Wo Lai Yeh invited lion dance troupes to perform in front of its shop. Note the plurality – there [...]

  • shooi
    8:29 pm on March 5th, 2007 15

    It was 88 lions. Penang also got – last Saturday near Setia Pearl Island Golf CLub at Sg Ara.

 

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