This is inspired by Marina’s post on how to be pretty or at least try to be. She showed a video of her transformation from regular Rinaz to beautiful Rinaz. So, I thought, why not do something similar? Of course, I am not as bold as her. I wouldn’t dare to even watch my own video. If I see myself in videos, I will quickly turn away. Like those on display at electronic shops? Fast fast look away.
Mine is in the form of 3.5 inches. Nay…..not 3.5 inches dildo lah tiu. That will be too short wokay. Duh!
Anyway, I am pretty sure many of the mommies here can relate to me. Once the kids start coming in, the stilettos have to to stay in the shoe cabinets and grow mold. My dozen of heels did just that. The leather hardened, the suede grow mold, the heels cracked….sad, very sad. In the end….after so many years, they have to go because my feet had grown from size five to size seven.
High heels and full-time moms do not match, just like chalk and cheese. Until….until….the day when I realised that I now no longer need to carry a baby. Mine is four and can pretty walk on his own. Hallelujah! Merdeka! Freedom!
So, I started hitting the shoe stores and trying out the heels. It is orgasmic, I tell you. Especially when the shoes are RM599 and I know I am not going to buy them.
But I buy heels anyway. Eventhough I can’t wear them when I am with the hubby ‘cos he is already shorter than me, I still want to know that I can still walk with heels.
Who cares…I can still wear it when I go out alone. I just want the thrill of walking on heels. You have to balance on four inches heels to feel like a woman. Try it. Used to wear that in the office last time.
I haven’t reach four inches yet. My first pair, after 8 years of drought of no heels, was 2.75 inches. The next pair is 3.5 inches or 11cm. Gee, there is nothing like walking at 5 feet 9.5 inches. The air seems fresher up there. LOL. The view seems more beautiful. Nyek. Short men go play far far. *slaps self* I’m lovin’ it!
And guess what?
My curious middle sons who have never seen me in heels (cos I usually wore it out without them) tried them on and said….”Mom, how can you wear these? They are like spikes!”
And I replied, “Now you know…we girls are….. (I meant to say ‘we girls are fantastic because we can balance)
But my eldest son came out and boomed his voice, “Now only you know…girls are so dumb including your mother.”
So, ladies….who wants to take up this challenge? Go write something about ‘feeling pretty/good/beautiful/wateva’ that makes you are glad you are a woman.