I have a crush on Bollywood men

I mean, who doesn’t? They are simply the most handsome men on earth, okay? They are tall, dark, handsome and emotional. Heh. Tell me which man can circle round the coconut trees with you? Tell me which men can cry from the hill top down to the ocean across the sea to the banana plantation and still crying and singing about missing you? Tell me? Who can beat that?

So, naturally, I like Indian movies because the Bollywood men like curvy women. I know they are going to like me if I can make my skin a few tones darker and my nasi lemak much bigger. I have the flabs to peek out from saree. It turns men on, I think? To see some of those bare flesh? Or why else they make saree so revealing?

If you ask me to vote for the most charismatic man, it has to be Amitabh Bachchan. Oh ya, who can forget MGR aka mamak gunting rambut. I am not sure what is MGR’s full name but I grew up watching his movies. It was always those feel good, good moral kinda movies that he acted in. Who knows what is MGR’s full name? He has been long gone but I think he will be the icon of the Indian cinema along with Amitabh Bachchan.

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5 Replies to “I have a crush on Bollywood men”

  1. Amitabh Bachchan!Amitabh Bachchan!Amitabh Bachchan!
    He’s so entau!!
    XD , i know it sounds weird cos i praise an old man entau, but he is larh!

  2. Hi,
    Ya, you are right regarding bolywood men and women. But everything is only fantacies lah. Better don`t try it!!!!. As far as Amitabh Bachan, lau liau lah.
    Forget him and come after melo… He, he, he… Just a joke , please don`t feel. offended
    kenwahfu(health+harmony=prosperity)

  3. hey.. i for watch all the bollywood movies tat is in the cinema.. but the 1 priyanka acted on Don i din watch yet cos too bz working d. last time wen stil studyin got free time to spend 3 hrs movie in cinema ma. haha.. i jes love bollywood movies.. hehe.

  4. -PC- : Yalor….watch until can go siao cos so melodrama and so lomantik hor? Cannot watch too much later you wanna khau those Banglas. They also handsome wor. LOL.

    kenwahfu – Good to imagine a bit mah. Chewren must use imagination skill to improve, we all oso the same lah.

    Erin – Old oso never mind, asalkan kaya sudah liao.

  5. Apa tu, “Ah Mee tak belacan???” Ha ha ha ha ha! Want to be darker? Use shoe polish!!! They use that 4 roast chicken, turky etc…to take photos for recipe books!!! MGR? Dunno lah!!! MCR…I know lah! My Chemical Romance!!! I so young wat!!! (Dunno, ask anak! Sure they know!)

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