Niasing…I don’t blog to entertain you, ok?

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The Obnoxious 5xmom

March 8th, 2007 at 11:58 am

Niasing…I don’t blog to entertain you, ok?

» by Lilian in: Blogging

# anonymous commented on March 6th, 2007:

Auntie.. recently your posts have been really boring la.. got so many sponsored posts! I want to see more penang food! Please! Thanks

(from this post)

Lanjiao lah, firstly if you want to say something like that, leave a name ok? Secondly, go die lah, I am on vegetarian diet, hari-hari eat grass, how to write decent posts about juicy steak, crispy lard pieces, oily belly pork? Think about it lah. You think a monk or a nun can write sex stories or not? Thirdly, I mana ada put sponsored post on my Best Recipe site? Niamah, you want to see more Penang food? Go die first then I go burn all the papers one for you to eat everyday. Kanneh!

So, that serves as a wake up call. Some bugger is saying, “It’s your blog, fuck what others think! You write what you want.” Easy for you to say lah. I write too ganas, people say I PMS. When I get critical, people say I heartless. When I get too emo, I get unnecessary sympathies. If I go too crazy, people think I mental. Yalah, it is my blog, I can write what I want. But at the end of the day, I also want to make sure that I had not made some spinsters crying because they think I said they are ugly and cannot marry or I make some wankers damn perasan that I say I adore men like them. Cheebye betul. It is between the devil and the deep blue sea.

So, instead of falling into either place, I make lame posts so that my backside doesn’t get zh’ng. Just last night, I was forced to categorise my blog posts. Usually, I dump all my craps, regardless of topics into the category ‘Personal’. But for the sake of RM300, I either do some work or lose it. Of course, I categorise lah, cos that’s the way to blog now.

While sieving through those old posts of mine, I got so nostalgic. I did write some very damn funny posts, some really daring ones and great ones. I was online with someone and yeah, I did proudly share those old posts of mine. I was like, “Shit, do you remember about (something something)? Look what I wrote a year back on the issue.” I took at look at that post and realised now, I wouldn’t dare to write in that same way. Because people will think I am err…..fatt hou.

See? I had transformed into entertaining pleasing people rather than please myself. Now I don’t know if I like this. I want to go back to the shoot-from-the-hip, ganas mia 5xmom. Who the hell cares if I am not politically correct or being normal. I want to be me, the real 5xmom. And niasing punya anon., I hope you get lausai for the whole week for being ball-less.

Puadah semua lu. Pigi mati lah. Gua mau tulis apa, gua punya suka.

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  • terence
    12:11 pm on March 8th, 2007 1

    You da woMAN!

  • pablopabla
    12:36 pm on March 8th, 2007 2

    *Gasp!* What a Wah Lau post!

    How does your husband tolerate you? LOL! (*could this be a new post topic for you???*) Special request from loyar . Heh! Heh!

  • Kean-Jin Lim
    12:48 pm on March 8th, 2007 3

    Madam Lilian,

    Someone “cares” about your blog.

    My blog is KEI LEI FEI or Kacang Putih only also “labelled” as Blogs will put Pak Lah in Danger aka anti Pak Lah as PM of Malaysia by umno-reform site. 4896 looooo

  • Lilian
    1:04 pm on March 8th, 2007 4

    KJ – hehehe, that wan mental wan lah, drama sungguh.

    pablopabla – You mean how my lou kong tahan me when I ‘teh’ him issit? Sure cannot tahan lah, I dem clever to ‘teh’ wan, wan what oso get wan. “yeeerrrr..give lor, give lor….pweesseee lor…i want….” Like that lor. If not how you think I get what DSLR lah, a laptop every new year lah…..The power of ‘teh’.

    terence – ‘Cos I got the da bugger to bug me mah. So, what to do wor..my mental motivator say must write like dis baru ada stim. Tiuk boh?

  • melvin,foong
    1:25 pm on March 8th, 2007 5

    Actually, why would u be even bothered about what people say about your blog? No one comment in mine, I should be more worried in that.

  • Bryan
    1:28 pm on March 8th, 2007 6

    Bagi hantam dia orang kuat kuat!

    Or ask the ball-less one to blog to please you back. Haha…

  • sasha
    1:29 pm on March 8th, 2007 7

    SALUTE U!!! It’s yr own blog and suka la what u wanna write. Dun like to read pigi mampus la itu orang. Like my blog also..some commented i damn hiau,damn free to write so much and all . Cis , niamah them la. I write what i want la. Diu..

  • pablopabla
    1:55 pm on March 8th, 2007 8

    I better not order teh tarik from you then ;)

  • Planet Malaysia
    1:56 pm on March 8th, 2007 9

    Cool Down & Relax please :)

  • sasha
    1:57 pm on March 8th, 2007 10

    eh lilian..what u wearing tomorrow? what time u arrive? i come early tokkok with u .haha

  • Ah Pek
    2:04 pm on March 8th, 2007 11

    Sasha, lilian wearing sarong tomolo mah. She said so yesterday wan.

    Yalah.. come to think of it, I too must think about re-categorising my post lah. make it sound more professional a bit hor. Thanks for reminding.

  • sasha
    2:07 pm on March 8th, 2007 12

    Ah Ahpek! What u wearing tomolo? Only underwear ah? HAHAHAHAH

  • Lilian
    2:17 pm on March 8th, 2007 13

    sasha – Haiyor…pecah rashsia dy. AhPek and I can have quickie faster like that mah. You see us disappeared, you know where we go la. Behind curtains. I don’t know yet wor, really.

    AhPek – I kena rejected cos my blog not family oriented pulak. So, re-categories until sot-sot chor.

    Planet – Like this baru best lah. Like cili padi like that.

    bryan – Yalor, dem sienz with ppl like these. Want to say something, somemore dare not use a nick.

    melvinf – Yahor, I never thot of that oso.

  • sasha
    2:45 pm on March 8th, 2007 14

    Wah quickie! HAHAHA i wanna be audience! Hahahah

  • earl-ku
    3:01 pm on March 8th, 2007 15

    ini mah PMS post lo … hahaha

  • hongkiat
    4:10 pm on March 8th, 2007 16

    Wow, aunty you need to chill! Are you so fierce in real life. Scary :P

  • jazzee
    4:57 pm on March 8th, 2007 17

    Hi Lilian,

    May I know why you’re on a vegetarian diet? Is this temporary? Just wondering is all…..

    Jaz

  • Sasuke
    5:16 pm on March 8th, 2007 18

    These annyomous also at wingz chatbox…say his website also boring…..
    U can ask wingz to track his ip…..find the guys… and spam him :P

  • Erina Law
    5:34 pm on March 8th, 2007 19

    Lilian, don’t just because of this person make you so feel so unhappy lar. Tmr you go happy liau mah. Don’t angry. If you come by later, I give you hainanese kaya lar :-)

  • yipguseng
    6:07 pm on March 8th, 2007 20

    oh yeah Auntie! U ROX!!! that fella no cock to leave his name behind, lolz~

  • dylan
    7:04 pm on March 8th, 2007 21

    No need worry about crappy anonymous ppl la.

    Just write the facts, but then its always difficult to please ppl and at the same time please yourself but I must say that you managed to balance both equally ( I believe).

  • lansi
    7:15 pm on March 8th, 2007 22

    the guy wrote:” “Auntie.. recently your posts have been really boring la.. got so many sponsored posts! I want to see more penang food! Please! Thanks”

    whats with all the ass licking comments here?

    i don’t see why you have to be all fired up, if he said:

    ” hey fat bitch..recently your cibai posts have been really fucking boring la…got so many motherfucking sponsored posts! i want to see more penang food! FUCK! TIU! Hamkarchan!!”

    Then you can tiu ppl back la, u wanna tiu me also? sorry, you’re too fugly loh

    ***approve or create another post for this comment,be my guest***

  • Lilian
    8:05 pm on March 8th, 2007 23

    Comment #22 : Try harder, little boy.

  • Sweetpea
    11:08 pm on March 8th, 2007 24

    ya do what u like. i tried pleasing some buthen cannot please all. afterall, paid posts put $$$ into my poket not them right?

    and i heard b4 mandarin saying ‘nee chee wor bu chee, yit chee joong nee ji’ (you angry i no angry, once angry kena your ‘trap’) i think that little boy needs some free ad from you… kleber pun.

  • aceone118
    11:47 pm on March 8th, 2007 25

    5xmom POWERRRR!!

 

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