Niasing…I don’t blog to entertain you, ok?

# anonymous commented on March 6th, 2007:

Auntie.. recently your posts have been really boring la.. got so many sponsored posts! I want to see more penang food! Please! Thanks

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Lanjiao lah, firstly if you want to say something like that, leave a name ok? Secondly, go die lah, I am on vegetarian diet, hari-hari eat grass, how to write decent posts about juicy steak, crispy lard pieces, oily belly pork? Think about it lah. You think a monk or a nun can write sex stories or not? Thirdly, I mana ada put sponsored post on my Best Recipe site? Niamah, you want to see more Penang food? Go die first then I go burn all the papers one for you to eat everyday. Kanneh!

So, that serves as a wake up call. Some bugger is saying, “It’s your blog, fuck what others think! You write what you want.” Easy for you to say lah. I write too ganas, people say I PMS. When I get critical, people say I heartless. When I get too emo, I get unnecessary sympathies. If I go too crazy, people think I mental. Yalah, it is my blog, I can write what I want. But at the end of the day, I also want to make sure that I had not made some spinsters crying because they think I said they are ugly and cannot marry or I make some wankers damn perasan that I say I adore men like them. Cheebye betul. It is between the devil and the deep blue sea.

So, instead of falling into either place, I make lame posts so that my backside doesn’t get zh’ng. Just last night, I was forced to categorise my blog posts. Usually, I dump all my craps, regardless of topics into the category ‘Personal’. But for the sake of RM300, I either do some work or lose it. Of course, I categorise lah, cos that’s the way to blog now.

While sieving through those old posts of mine, I got so nostalgic. I did write some very damn funny posts, some really daring ones and great ones. I was online with someone and yeah, I did proudly share those old posts of mine. I was like, “Shit, do you remember about (something something)? Look what I wrote a year back on the issue.” I took at look at that post and realised now, I wouldn’t dare to write in that same way. Because people will think I am err…..fatt hou.

See? I had transformed into entertaining pleasing people rather than please myself. Now I don’t know if I like this. I want to go back to the shoot-from-the-hip, ganas mia 5xmom. Who the hell cares if I am not politically correct or being normal. I want to be me, the real 5xmom. And niasing punya anon., I hope you get lausai for the whole week for being ball-less.

Puadah semua lu. Pigi mati lah. Gua mau tulis apa, gua punya suka.

25 Replies to “Niasing…I don’t blog to entertain you, ok?”

  1. *Gasp!* What a Wah Lau post!

    How does your husband tolerate you? LOL! (*could this be a new post topic for you???*) Special request from loyar . Heh! Heh!

  2. KJ – hehehe, that wan mental wan lah, drama sungguh.

    pablopabla – You mean how my lou kong tahan me when I ‘teh’ him issit? Sure cannot tahan lah, I dem clever to ‘teh’ wan, wan what oso get wan. “yeeerrrr..give lor, give lor….pweesseee lor…i want….” Like that lor. If not how you think I get what DSLR lah, a laptop every new year lah…..The power of ‘teh’.

    terence – ‘Cos I got the da bugger to bug me mah. So, what to do wor..my mental motivator say must write like dis baru ada stim. Tiuk boh?

  3. SALUTE U!!! It’s yr own blog and suka la what u wanna write. Dun like to read pigi mampus la itu orang. Like my blog also..some commented i damn hiau,damn free to write so much and all . Cis , niamah them la. I write what i want la. Diu..

  4. Sasha, lilian wearing sarong tomolo mah. She said so yesterday wan.

    Yalah.. come to think of it, I too must think about re-categorising my post lah. make it sound more professional a bit hor. Thanks for reminding.

  5. sasha – Haiyor…pecah rashsia dy. AhPek and I can have quickie faster like that mah. You see us disappeared, you know where we go la. Behind curtains. I don’t know yet wor, really.

    AhPek – I kena rejected cos my blog not family oriented pulak. So, re-categories until sot-sot chor.

    Planet – Like this baru best lah. Like cili padi like that.

    bryan – Yalor, dem sienz with ppl like these. Want to say something, somemore dare not use a nick.

    melvinf – Yahor, I never thot of that oso.

  6. Hi Lilian,

    May I know why you’re on a vegetarian diet? Is this temporary? Just wondering is all…..

    Jaz

  7. These annyomous also at wingz chatbox…say his website also boring…..
    U can ask wingz to track his ip…..find the guys… and spam him 😛

  8. Lilian, don’t just because of this person make you so feel so unhappy lar. Tmr you go happy liau mah. Don’t angry. If you come by later, I give you hainanese kaya lar 🙂

  9. No need worry about crappy anonymous ppl la.

    Just write the facts, but then its always difficult to please ppl and at the same time please yourself but I must say that you managed to balance both equally ( I believe).

  10. the guy wrote:” “Auntie.. recently your posts have been really boring la.. got so many sponsored posts! I want to see more penang food! Please! Thanks”

    whats with all the ass licking comments here?

    i don’t see why you have to be all fired up, if he said:

    ” hey fat bitch..recently your cibai posts have been really fucking boring la…got so many motherfucking sponsored posts! i want to see more penang food! FUCK! TIU! Hamkarchan!!”

    Then you can tiu ppl back la, u wanna tiu me also? sorry, you’re too fugly loh

    ***approve or create another post for this comment,be my guest***

  11. ya do what u like. i tried pleasing some buthen cannot please all. afterall, paid posts put $$$ into my poket not them right?

    and i heard b4 mandarin saying ‘nee chee wor bu chee, yit chee joong nee ji’ (you angry i no angry, once angry kena your ‘trap’) i think that little boy needs some free ad from you… kleber pun.

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