This allthingspurple tagged me once but I had done it. So, she went to make another meme so that it is fresh. I read-read and see that she is an advocate & solicitor wor. Another loyar wor. So, I mah fast-fast do or else skali she sue me for being lansi, how?
Now, she calls her tag : A to Z of yourself ! She had listed out the A-Z that she wants me to do but I had changed it a bit to make it more 5xmom’s style.
A is for age:
My age? Some say 40, some say 25 and got one say 7. What age also can lah. Asalkan healthy and happy.
B is for booze of choice
C is for career
Pro-blogger wannabe. But hor…the pro stands for what, up to you lah.
D is for your most dreaded
Dumb, idiotic, moronic men. Just yesterday, got one old man who forget to press which floor he was going ‘cos he was humsup-ing me ‘cos I was alone with my kids at the hotel. Niamah, my hubby go park car lah. You think I single mom waiting to be picked by dirty old man like you, issit? Stop grinning and trying to make pick-up lines la tiu. I skali signalled my kids to pijak your kaki and knock your groin with their skateboard baru tau.
E is for essential item you use everyday
Toothpaste, clothes, contact lenses
F is for favorite song at the moment
We are the reason – Avalon (some Christian song)
G is for favorite games
Testing how deep I can ‘burrow’ into people’s mind. Mindgames! I like.
H is for Hometown
Bayan Lepas where the Penang airport is. Born very close to it so I got brain damage due to the loud noises.
I is for indulgence
Chocolates and sex?
J is for favorite flavor of juice
Hehe, I am not telling. Obscene!
K is for kids
Aiyor, don’t want to talk about kids can ah? Boring wei.
L is for last hug from husband
Sot wan, I hari-hari hug like I hari-hari berak so I cannot recall when or have I done it. But hor…I just told someone over on MSN that so&so is so nice to hug to sleep and he asked, “You slept with him?” In capital letters. Tiu.
M is for years of marriage
It is not the years that matters but more the memories we had together.
N is for name of your crush
Aiyor, must I list out? I got from A-Z, how? Start another meme?
O is for overnight hospital stays
Chey…I am not answering. Ask me O is for orgasm better lah.
P is for phobias
I have phobia of enclosed spaces, like a train bunk bed for example? I vomitted and felt sick all the way from Paris to Milan many years ago. Tiu, so sick until no time to enjoy those snow capped Swiss mountains. Maybe next time I will ask my kids not to put me in a coffin. Just throw the body into the sea.
Q is for quote
“One life, live it”
R is for biggest regret
No regrets. Just keep going.
S is for status, married or single
Single can ah? On my blog at least. This way, I can still maintain my individuality.
T is for time you wake up
I don’t have time for anything wan, I wake up when I wake up. But maybe ‘T’ is the reason I wake up sometimes?
U is for underwear
Chisin, cannot reveal lah wei. Later, people sue me for being a pedo. I got young kids reading my blog wan, you know. 18 years old looked up to me as guru. So, I must proper-proper wan.
V is for vegetable you love
If I can, I don’t want to eat vegetables. But mushrooms lah. ‘Cos mushrooms so firm, so smooth, so round, so suggestive…..LOL
W is for worst habit
Gets annoyed easily. And once annoyed, there is no turning back. So, don’t bother to pujuk me ‘cos I marah, I marah adi.
X is for x-rays you’ve had
Can I choose X-rated films I just watched? More saucy mah….But heh, no lah, I don’t do that anymore. Seen one, seen all. They do the same thing all over.
Y is for yummy food you make
Y is for yummy foods I want to eat now but I can’t cos I am still stubborn with my vegetarian diet. And my hubby asked me if I want to go to Marche, Jogoya for my meals when I was in KL. WTF. Want to kill me issit? I told him my willpower damn strong wan. If he puts me on an island with a naked Ken Watanabe, I also won’t ‘thou sek’ wan. I got willpower, determination, focus, concentration…….I think so lah.
Z is for zodiac sign
Virgo. The Virgin. A 100% true blue Virgo, except for the neat part ‘cos I am too lazy to move my butt to clean house.
(I will paste the A-Z in my comment section for easy copying by the rest)
6) Tengku Adnan LOL ‘cos he will make a good blogger with the lies he made.