A-Z of meme

This allthingspurple tagged me once but I had done it. So, she went to make another meme so that it is fresh. I read-read and see that she is an advocate & solicitor wor. Another loyar wor. So, I mah fast-fast do or else skali she sue me for being lansi, how?

Now, she calls her tag : A to Z of yourself ! She had listed out the A-Z that she wants me to do but I had changed it a bit to make it more 5xmom’s style.

A is for age:

My age? Some say 40, some say 25 and got one say 7. What age also can lah. Asalkan healthy and happy.

B is for booze of choice

Tequila

C is for career

Pro-blogger wannabe. But hor…the pro stands for what, up to you lah.

D is for your most dreaded

Dumb, idiotic, moronic men. Just yesterday, got one old man who forget to press which floor he was going ‘cos he was humsup-ing me ‘cos I was alone with my kids at the hotel. Niamah, my hubby go park car lah. You think I single mom waiting to be picked by dirty old man like you, issit? Stop grinning and trying to make pick-up lines la tiu. I skali signalled my kids to pijak your kaki and knock your groin with their skateboard baru tau.

E is for essential item you use everyday

Toothpaste, clothes, contact lenses

F is for favorite song at the moment

We are the reason – Avalon (some Christian song)

G is for favorite games

Testing how deep I can ‘burrow’ into people’s mind. Mindgames! I like.

H is for Hometown

Bayan Lepas where the Penang airport is. Born very close to it so I got brain damage due to the loud noises.

I is for indulgence

Chocolates and sex?

J is for favorite flavor of juice

Hehe, I am not telling. Obscene!

K is for kids

Aiyor, don’t want to talk about kids can ah? Boring wei.

L is for last hug from husband

Sot wan, I hari-hari hug like I hari-hari berak so I cannot recall when or have I done it. But hor…I just told someone over on MSN that so&so is so nice to hug to sleep and he asked, “You slept with him?” In capital letters. Tiu.

M is for years of marriage

It is not the years that matters but more the memories we had together.

N is for name of your crush

Aiyor, must I list out? I got from A-Z, how? Start another meme?

O is for overnight hospital stays

Chey…I am not answering. Ask me O is for orgasm better lah.

P is for phobias

I have phobia of enclosed spaces, like a train bunk bed for example? I vomitted and felt sick all the way from Paris to Milan many years ago. Tiu, so sick until no time to enjoy those snow capped Swiss mountains. Maybe next time I will ask my kids not to put me in a coffin. Just throw the body into the sea.

Q is for quote

“One life, live it”

R is for biggest regret

No regrets. Just keep going.

S is for status, married or single

Single can ah? On my blog at least. This way, I can still maintain my individuality.

T is for time you wake up

I don’t have time for anything wan, I wake up when I wake up. But maybe ‘T’ is the reason I wake up sometimes?

U is for underwear

Chisin, cannot reveal lah wei. Later, people sue me for being a pedo. I got young kids reading my blog wan, you know. 18 years old looked up to me as guru. So, I must proper-proper wan.

V is for vegetable you love

If I can, I don’t want to eat vegetables. But mushrooms lah. ‘Cos mushrooms so firm, so smooth, so round, so suggestive…..LOL

W is for worst habit

Gets annoyed easily. And once annoyed, there is no turning back. So, don’t bother to pujuk me ‘cos I marah, I marah adi.

X is for x-rays you’ve had

Can I choose X-rated films I just watched? More saucy mah….But heh, no lah, I don’t do that anymore. Seen one, seen all. They do the same thing all over.

Y is for yummy food you make

Y is for yummy foods I want to eat now but I can’t cos I am still stubborn with my vegetarian diet. And my hubby asked me if I want to go to Marche, Jogoya for my meals when I was in KL. WTF. Want to kill me issit? I told him my willpower damn strong wan. If he puts me on an island with a naked Ken Watanabe, I also won’t ‘thou sek’ wan. I got willpower, determination, focus, concentration…….I think so lah.

Z is for zodiac sign

Virgo. The Virgin. A 100% true blue Virgo, except for the neat part ‘cos I am too lazy to move my butt to clean house.

(I will paste the A-Z in my comment section for easy copying by the rest)
6) Tengku Adnan LOL ‘cos he will make a good blogger with the lies he made.