I have a very tiring day today bcos my #1 suddenly said he wants to do a BBQ for his friends. Doh! So, 1.30 pm, I rushed to Tesco to buy some stuffs, 2.30 pm my #2 called me to pick him from scout activity and hence, I had to rush to school from Tesco. 3.00 pm I had to season the chicken, cut the wateva and store them.
Then, by 4.00 pm, wah piang feel like wanna pamcit with all the tantrums from toddler while shopping and riding in the car. He wants KFC chicken drumstick but he also wants McDonald’s toy. No negotiation of course. He demanded me to drop his #2 brother by the roadside and not let him come home.
So, I went for some ‘therapy’ and felt recharged. What therapy lah? Oi, dun ask so many questions, can? The kind where it makes you feel on cloud nine. Like chocolate binge like that lah.
So, anyway, after all the last minute preparations of tomyam beehoon, cili tuna sandwiches, BBQ chicken, grilled prawns and fried wantan, I wanna melt into the sofa. But niapong, atm put on The Departed.
Now, I am fucking tired of listening to those motherfuckers cussing fuck every few seconds until the whole 100 minutes like there is no other way to talk except to fuck every two words in a sentence. I tell you….I don’t know what’s wrong with the fucking movies nowadays and especially those from the fucking US of A. Doh, don’t these muthafuckers ain’t know no other words than the word fuck and do they fucking need to add it in every single one of their sentences?
*wash mouth with dettol and clorox, gargle with listerine, sprays room with disinfectant*
So, my point is – What the fuck is wrong with the world? Seriously, do we need that many fucks to get our points across? You tell me. Oh yeah, use it. I give you the permission to use the eff word today. *prays Google doesn’t titik hitam me*