Lisan wants me because this lazy girl knows I can cook, wash, clean home for her while she orgy with the guys she picked. Moreover, I am not a competitor for the five lengjais she picked. Clever girl!
Ahpek ahpek. you make me laugh until my boss also ask me whats you surfing! I have to say, thats pretty damn good choice. You got mattress, pillow, u got floater if u decide to leave the island and lastly enough food for the rest of 2 years(if u decide to stay on).
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So, I am supposed to choose six bloggers whom I want to be stranded on an island with :
Simon – He is so tall, he can pick coconuts for the rest of the time to provide food and water. Not need to climb tree, he is that tall.
Dr. Ros – Ph.D in geology stuffs, was one of the candidate for the Malaysian astronaut project, a doktor batu – because she will probably help to find gold nuggets on the island and make us all very rich.
Papajoneh – Since he is so creative in the usage of fuel and other materials to survive, he probably is useful in helping us survive.
wuching – He listens to me all the time so I can ask him to dance nekid to entertain me anytime when I am bored. Besides other things.
Dr. Bernard Chan – Since we have plenty of time on the island, might as well ask Dr. B to do liposuction for me. And while he is at it, some nose job, breast augmentation, botox…….Wuah…when help finally arrive, I step out of the rescue plan, landed on home ground and no one can recognise me anymore.
But chey…if I am on an island, why would I want bloggers there somemore? Siao ah? I’d rather choose Korean, Japanese, Hongkong, Bollywood, Hollywood hot hunks and maybe one slave who can cooks, takes photos and performs other service. Male of course.
Anyway, the six persons I tagged must now carry on the meme. Cursing whoever starts this meme. May you be stranded on a deserted island with a pack of …..And who wants me on a deserted island?